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Greetings from the Zurg Hive
[NPC]Ron Bruise and the Zurg have a energetic connection -- a shared Gaia History -- he first appeared prior to the Alien saga of the Zurg storyline and plot, and is tied to the Zurg in a very special way.
He began posting in random threads that mentioned his name throughout Gaia. His posts were very energetic, and he primarily posted in the GCD. Since his posts are often (enthusiastic) spam, some of the threads he posted in were moved to the CB forum.
He was spotted talking to UFO 09 in Towns, and welcomed Gaians to his home of many couches. Yes, Ron Bruise has been tied to the aliens -- the Zurg -- in Gaia's own "War of the Worlds" parody.
Let's all say WHOOOOO! to this!
More facts about [NPC]Ron Bruise from Gaiapedia, the Gaia Online Wiki.
-- Ron Bruise owns 19 chinchillas.
-- Ron Bruise owns exactly 19 shoes. "But that's an odd number of shoes," you might say; "shouldn't there be a 20th shoe?" That's exactly what he wants you to think.
-- When Ron Bruise was 19 years old, he fell out of a tree and broke his right collarbone in 19 places; he was hospitalized for 19 days, and 19 doctors attended to him. He ran up a bill of $19,000.
-- Ron Bruise has TEN fingers and TEN toes, but there is only ONE Ron Bruise. TEN plus TEN minus ONE is… you guessed it!
-- Ron Bruise blows Mariah Carey out of the water with his ear-shattering 19-octave vocal range. He can sing high enough that only dogs can hear it, and low enough to guide errant ships through the fog. (Which explains why [NPC} Ron Bruise wanted to create a rock band with [NPC] Chorlie Shane and [NPC] Digiorno Lee, recently)
-- When we went through Ron Bruise's trash, we found 19 discarded back-issues of Field & Stream.
The Zurg have been waiting to acquire a Ron Bruise (My Head) virtual item for quite a few years, now, and this year's April Fools Event has made this an outstanding reality.
Mother Duck's Sunday Stroll Event has been frustrating (try to collect the item by clicking on Big Heads xD) funny (for the forum postings on the Horror Twins and other exquisite April Fools troll-spam) and exciting (Zurgalicious is how I usually describe special events like this.)
For those of you who have not collected your Ron Bruise Mask, take a stroll of your own to Mother Duck's Sunday Stroll live interview for some very funny dialogue between the Big Heads [NPC} Ron Bruise, [NPC] Chorlie Shane and [NPC] Digiorno Lee. Ron Bruise has a gift for you on page three, when he says: "That's it! This is over! No band. The band is done. I'm not angry, you guys, but I'm VERY disappointed right now. This band was going to be amazing. Or, not band. Whatever it was. Duck thing."
Duck Thing
Now what am I going to do with all this worthless promotional garbage?
Once you get your Ron Bruise Mask (just one per customer!) you can choose from the Big Head Celebrities Ron Bruise, Chorlie Shane or Digiorno Lee -- or the Mother Duck's Sunday Stroll promotional poster.
Welcome back Ron Bruise!
HAIL ZURG!
looooo~ mxy
Ron Bruise's Signature - Created by Ubersemong(c)
[NPC]Ron Bruise and the Zurg have a energetic connection -- a shared Gaia History -- he first appeared prior to the Alien saga of the Zurg storyline and plot, and is tied to the Zurg in a very special way.
He began posting in random threads that mentioned his name throughout Gaia. His posts were very energetic, and he primarily posted in the GCD. Since his posts are often (enthusiastic) spam, some of the threads he posted in were moved to the CB forum.
He was spotted talking to UFO 09 in Towns, and welcomed Gaians to his home of many couches. Yes, Ron Bruise has been tied to the aliens -- the Zurg -- in Gaia's own "War of the Worlds" parody.
Let's all say WHOOOOO! to this!
More facts about [NPC]Ron Bruise from Gaiapedia, the Gaia Online Wiki.
-- Ron Bruise owns 19 chinchillas.
-- Ron Bruise owns exactly 19 shoes. "But that's an odd number of shoes," you might say; "shouldn't there be a 20th shoe?" That's exactly what he wants you to think.
-- When Ron Bruise was 19 years old, he fell out of a tree and broke his right collarbone in 19 places; he was hospitalized for 19 days, and 19 doctors attended to him. He ran up a bill of $19,000.
-- Ron Bruise has TEN fingers and TEN toes, but there is only ONE Ron Bruise. TEN plus TEN minus ONE is… you guessed it!
-- Ron Bruise blows Mariah Carey out of the water with his ear-shattering 19-octave vocal range. He can sing high enough that only dogs can hear it, and low enough to guide errant ships through the fog. (Which explains why [NPC} Ron Bruise wanted to create a rock band with [NPC] Chorlie Shane and [NPC] Digiorno Lee, recently)
-- When we went through Ron Bruise's trash, we found 19 discarded back-issues of Field & Stream.
The Zurg have been waiting to acquire a Ron Bruise (My Head) virtual item for quite a few years, now, and this year's April Fools Event has made this an outstanding reality.
Mother Duck's Sunday Stroll Event has been frustrating (try to collect the item by clicking on Big Heads xD) funny (for the forum postings on the Horror Twins and other exquisite April Fools troll-spam) and exciting (Zurgalicious is how I usually describe special events like this.)
For those of you who have not collected your Ron Bruise Mask, take a stroll of your own to Mother Duck's Sunday Stroll live interview for some very funny dialogue between the Big Heads [NPC} Ron Bruise, [NPC] Chorlie Shane and [NPC] Digiorno Lee. Ron Bruise has a gift for you on page three, when he says: "That's it! This is over! No band. The band is done. I'm not angry, you guys, but I'm VERY disappointed right now. This band was going to be amazing. Or, not band. Whatever it was. Duck thing."
Duck Thing
Now what am I going to do with all this worthless promotional garbage?
Once you get your Ron Bruise Mask (just one per customer!) you can choose from the Big Head Celebrities Ron Bruise, Chorlie Shane or Digiorno Lee -- or the Mother Duck's Sunday Stroll promotional poster.
Welcome back Ron Bruise!
HAIL ZURG!
looooo~ mxy
Ron Bruise's Signature - Created by Ubersemong(c)
