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[BarefootDancer]

-Smiles- well, i guess i really didn't know anything about Wicca. I shall wait till I'm old enough to join a coven.

Still i would like to know i am protected, do you know a way i can still ask for protection?

[deadmanjay]

BarefootDancer

-Smiles- well, i guess i really didn't know anything about Wicca. I shall wait till I'm old enough to join a coven.

Still i would like to know i am protected, do you know a way i can still ask for protection?

Ask your dead dog from when you were a child? Or you could look up one of the many things from the internet about how to protect you and then be surprised when someone is still able to get through. I would go with the dead dog if I were you. Or your teddy bear.

[BarefootDancer]

deadmanjay

BarefootDancer

-Smiles- well, i guess i really didn't know anything about Wicca. I shall wait till I'm old enough to join a coven.

Still i would like to know i am protected, do you know a way i can still ask for protection?

Ask your dead dog from when you were a child? Or you could look up one of the many things from the internet about how to protect you and then be surprised when someone is still able to get through. I would go with the dead dog if I were you. Or your teddy bear.

Damn i guess that wont work then, my dog's not dead yet. Do you think a bunny will work? Or how about a ginnie pig?

Thank you for you so thought out advice, but si non neccessa est. Dickwad.

[scorplett]

BarefootDancer

deadmanjay

BarefootDancer

-Smiles- well, i guess i really didn't know anything about Wicca. I shall wait till I'm old enough to join a coven.

Still i would like to know i am protected, do you know a way i can still ask for protection?

Ask your dead dog from when you were a child? Or you could look up one of the many things from the internet about how to protect you and then be surprised when someone is still able to get through. I would go with the dead dog if I were you. Or your teddy bear.

Damn i guess that wont work then, my dog's not dead yet. Do you think a bunny will work? Or how about a ginnie pig?

Thank you for you so thought out advice, but si non neccessa est. Dickwad.

First of all, the advice was not explicitly for you.

Actually, I thought that was some very valuable and useful advice. Should a person wish to make use of an entity to protect them, the spirit of a willing deceased pet, especially that of a dog, is a wonderful one to use.

Dura necessitas.

[BarefootDancer]

My friend is planning on invoking a demon lord and i just want a way to protect myself. Sorry if im a bit high strung but this particular "Friend" lied to me for a while soo....

[A Soporific]

The improbability of actually getting the attention of an actual demon aside (I'm not exactly sure where the whole "lord" thing is coming from, the specific tradition maybe?), you can protect yourself quite well through a variety of things. Cutting ties with the friend might be enough on its own.

[scorplett]

BarefootDancer

My friend is planning on invoking a demon lord and i just want a way to protect myself. Sorry if im a bit high strung but this particular "Friend" lied to me for a while soo....

The best protection you can give yourself in that situation is not to get caught up in the psycho-drama bullshit your friend is trying to drag you into. I'd also wonder what sort of friend they are. Perhaps distance is the best protection for you.

[deadmanjay]

BarefootDancer

My friend is planning on invoking a demon lord and i just want a way to protect myself. Sorry if im a bit high strung but this particular "Friend" lied to me for a while soo....

She is probably lying to you now.

[deadmanjay]

BarefootDancer

Thank you for you so thought out advice, but si non neccessa est. Dickwad.

What does "if not necessary is" mean?

[xLady Tsukiyox]

BarefootDancer

My friend is planning on invoking a demon lord and i just want a way to protect myself. Sorry if im a bit high strung but this particular "Friend" lied to me for a while soo....

I’ll erase this feeling…
I still have a long life don’t I?
kono omoi wo keshiteshimau ni ha
mada jinsei nagai deshou?

Tell her she needs to stop reading Demon Diary. -.-

I’m missing the feeling…
so this pain is also welcomed!
natsukashiku naru
konna itami mo kangeijan

[CuAnnan]

BarefootDancer

My friend is planning on invoking a demon lord and i just want a way to protect myself. Sorry if im a bit high strung but this particular "Friend" lied to me for a while soo....

Your friend, a teenager I'm willing to bet, is going to invoke a demon lord.
Let's leave aside the absurdity of this and analyze it as though demons existed and were willing to answer the invocation.
The demon will eat her.
It will thank her kindly for the meal she has provided and then devour her.
You will then be free to laugh.

The key sentence here is the last one.
Laugh.
You want protection from this situation: realise how absurd it is and laugh at it and her.
She cannot summon demon lords and the idea that she can is silly.

[WFO1]

I dabbled in Wicca,

but i took a step back and realized it was ridiculus.

My 2 cents.

My reasoning-
No holy "doctrine"- (good and bad I suppose?)
Flimsy beginning
Loose beliefs
Gerald gardner = fail xD
talk of demon lords and being protected by dead dogs.
I mean seriously?
seriously?
dead dogs?
And candles and chanting, and the goddesses and the Love nature"

Not to say i didn't at one time beilieve in Wicca.

I TRULY believe 90% of people outgrow Wicca

[CuAnnan]

WFO1

I dabbled in Wicca,

Doubtful.

WFO1

talk of demon lords

Has nothing to do with Wicca and, in fact, the only Wiccan said the person in question was making it up.

WFO1

dead dogs?

Yes. Seriously. Dead dogs.

WFO1

And candles and chanting, and the goddesses and the Love nature"

None of that sounds like Wicca. That sounds like being a hippy.

WFO1

Not to say i didn't at one time beilieve in Wicca.

The lack of coven initiation is what's to say that.

WFO1

I TRULY believe 90% of people outgrow Wicca

I truly believe that you made that number up with no understanding of what Wicca is.

[WFO1]

CuAnnan

WFO1

I dabbled in Wicca,

Doubtful.

WFO1

talk of demon lords

Has nothing to do with Wicca and, in fact, the only Wiccan said the person in question was making it up.

WFO1

dead dogs?

Yes. Seriously. Dead dogs.

WFO1

And candles and chanting, and the goddesses and the Love nature"

None of that sounds like Wicca. That sounds like being a hippy.

WFO1

Not to say i didn't at one time beilieve in Wicca.

The lack of coven initiation is what's to say that.

WFO1

I TRULY believe 90% of people outgrow Wicca

I truly believe that you made that number up with no understanding of what Wicca is.

Why do you doubt i dabbled in Wicca?
I had a "book of shadows" ahaahaha.
Coven initiation is a PERSONAL choice for Wiccans. Some believe you don't need it. So hopefully a strike against you xD.
I do understand Wicca, and i do know Wicca is a growing and FLUCTUATING religion. People going in and out of belief. It is unstructured. What structure there is is made by either Gerald Gardner, etc..

ANd i believe it's undeniable that a vast amount of Wiccans DO fit the sterotype.
(all black, very large, scary makeup)

EDIT- candles and chanting IS a part of wicca

[BarefootDancer]

deadmanjay

BarefootDancer

Thank you for you so thought out advice, but si non neccessa est. Dickwad.

What does if not necessary is mean?

oops totally didnt finish my sentence xD. I ment si non neccessa est oro, non facio. Quid facit, Deadmanjay?