"god" and gays.

[Weresharktopus]

If God hates gays, but god made everyone In the image of himself, does that mean god is just a bit gay?

[shade_awakened]

lawl

methinks this is not much that will do on ED

frankly, doubt god cares about the gays much one way or the other in terms of caring about their gayness

plus, even as a person of non abrahamic religion could easily come up with the reasoning that since god would in theory be the only god, there is nothing for him to be sexual with and thus would be asexual, plus if he created man and woman in his image, it could also be reasoned he was neither gender and thus couldnt be considered queer

though, could get into how judaism was(is to a degree) polytheistic, thus could make the hankypanky with other gods

[God The Holy Father]

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

[God The Holy Father]

64-bits

If God hates gays, but god made everyone In the image of himself, does that mean god is just a bit gay?

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

[Pseudo-Onkelos]

God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

Hahaha!

[Weresharktopus]

God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

yes, yes he is,He probably spent hours, maybe even days making the watch! and he was clumsy enough to let it slip out of his hands and break? Plus the cost of the parts must have been very expensive. So I supose what I'm trying to say is Yes he is a bit broken. I just don't see how any non "broken" person could be so careless.

[God The Holy Father]

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God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

yes, yes he is,He probably spent hours, maybe even days making the watch! and he was clumsy enough to let it slip out of his hands and break? Plus the cost of the parts must have been very expensive. So I supose what I'm trying to say is Yes he is a bit broken. I just don't see how any non "broken" person could be so careless.

He took 7 days to make the watch and he also told the watch not to move it's hands to the number 12, since it moved it's hands to 12 the watch maker damages all of the descendants. Understand?

[Endless Excuses]

God The Holy Father

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God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

yes, yes he is,He probably spent hours, maybe even days making the watch! and he was clumsy enough to let it slip out of his hands and break? Plus the cost of the parts must have been very expensive. So I supose what I'm trying to say is Yes he is a bit broken. I just don't see how any non "broken" person could be so careless.

He took 7 days to make the watch and he also told the watch not to move it's hands to the number 12, since it moved it's hands to 12 the watch maker damages all of the descendants. Understand?

I understand it more like the watchmaker forbid the watch from visiting the numbers scrivener altogether.

[God The Holy Father]

Endless Excuses

God The Holy Father

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God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

yes, yes he is,He probably spent hours, maybe even days making the watch! and he was clumsy enough to let it slip out of his hands and break? Plus the cost of the parts must have been very expensive. So I supose what I'm trying to say is Yes he is a bit broken. I just don't see how any non "broken" person could be so careless.

He took 7 days to make the watch and he also told the watch not to move it's hands to the number 12, since it moved it's hands to 12 the watch maker damages all of the descendants. Understand?

I understand it more like the watchmaker forbid the watch from visiting the numbers scrivener altogether.

Well.. The watchmaker gave the watch the free will but since the watchmaker knows everything about the watch he knew the watch would go to the number 12 then punished it for going to 12. Stupid watch...

[Weresharktopus]

God The Holy Father

Endless Excuses

God The Holy Father

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God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

yes, yes he is,He probably spent hours, maybe even days making the watch! and he was clumsy enough to let it slip out of his hands and break? Plus the cost of the parts must have been very expensive. So I supose what I'm trying to say is Yes he is a bit broken. I just don't see how any non "broken" person could be so careless.

He took 7 days to make the watch and he also told the watch not to move it's hands to the number 12, since it moved it's hands to 12 the watch maker damages all of the descendants. Understand?

I understand it more like the watchmaker forbid the watch from visiting the numbers scrivener altogether.

Well.. The watchmaker gave the watch the free will but since the watchmaker knows everything about the watch he knew the watch would go to the number 12 then punished it for going to 12. Stupid watch...

You're talking about this "watch" as if it is aware, The watch maker MADE the watch to go to twelve but every time it goes to twelve it's punished? this whole "religion" thing is quite entertaining.

[Endless Excuses]

God The Holy Father

Endless Excuses

God The Holy Father

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God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

yes, yes he is,He probably spent hours, maybe even days making the watch! and he was clumsy enough to let it slip out of his hands and break? Plus the cost of the parts must have been very expensive. So I supose what I'm trying to say is Yes he is a bit broken. I just don't see how any non "broken" person could be so careless.

He took 7 days to make the watch and he also told the watch not to move it's hands to the number 12, since it moved it's hands to 12 the watch maker damages all of the descendants. Understand?

I understand it more like the watchmaker forbid the watch from visiting the numbers scrivener altogether.

Well.. The watchmaker gave the watch the free will but since the watchmaker knows everything about the watch he knew the watch would go to the number 12 then punished it for going to 12. Stupid watch...

Obelisks and sundials did not originally have subdivided points. Once it found itself higher purpose, the watchmaker, in jealousy fueled rage, (maybe exacerbated on a drinking binge) cursed the time tellers for evolving from shadow casters, since the watchmaker was too set in circular habits to ever be anything but a watchmaker.

[God The Holy Father]

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God The Holy Father

Endless Excuses

God The Holy Father

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God The Holy Father

If a watchmaker makes a watch and drops it, is he just a little bit broken?

yes, yes he is,He probably spent hours, maybe even days making the watch! and he was clumsy enough to let it slip out of his hands and break? Plus the cost of the parts must have been very expensive. So I supose what I'm trying to say is Yes he is a bit broken. I just don't see how any non "broken" person could be so careless.

He took 7 days to make the watch and he also told the watch not to move it's hands to the number 12, since it moved it's hands to 12 the watch maker damages all of the descendants. Understand?

I understand it more like the watchmaker forbid the watch from visiting the numbers scrivener altogether.

Well.. The watchmaker gave the watch the free will but since the watchmaker knows everything about the watch he knew the watch would go to the number 12 then punished it for going to 12. Stupid watch...

You're talking about this "watch" as if it is aware, The watch maker MADE the watch to go to twelve but every time it goes to twelve it's punished? this whole "religion" thing is quite entertaining.

The watch has always been aware, but before it went to twelve it was part of a collective consciousness, true enlightenment.

[Cory Shallow]

shade_awakened

if he created man and woman in his image

I don't think that's the claim made by the story of creation. He created man in his image, then woman from the rib of that same man. This is also the author of Genesis' explanation for 'why man seeks a woman', because she is a missing part of him. So it doesn't really work for the basis of an asexual god.

[shade_awakened]

Cory Shallow

shade_awakened

if he created man and woman in his image

I don't think that's the claim made by the story of creation. He created man in his image, then woman from the rib of that same man. This is also the author of Genesis' explanation for 'why man seeks a woman', because she is a missing part of him. So it doesn't really work for the basis of an asexual god.

just throwing random trains of thought out there

frankly, dont believe in the abrahamic monotheism sort of god

besides, if traced back to its roots, the main diety of judaism that became the "god" we know today was male, controlled weather and war methinks

[Cory Shallow]

shade_awakened

Cory Shallow

shade_awakened

if he created man and woman in his image

I don't think that's the claim made by the story of creation. He created man in his image, then woman from the rib of that same man. This is also the author of Genesis' explanation for 'why man seeks a woman', because she is a missing part of him. So it doesn't really work for the basis of an asexual god.

just throwing random trains of thought out there

frankly, dont believe in the abrahamic monotheism sort of god

besides, if traced back to its roots, the main diety of judaism that became the "god" we know today was male, controlled weather and war methinks

Religion: random trains of thought.