[Constipated Octopus]
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W E L C O M E
On the shores of the sandy beach, you see a peculiar piece of wood in the distance. You jog over, and see an odd little creature sitting upon the waterlogged tree. It turns out to be a constipated octopus. As you inch closer to examine the specimen, a jet of black ink is forcefully sprayed at your face. The strange creature then leaps upon your head and bounces off into the water. You flail helplessly and end up falling upon the log...with your head stuck in it.
"D*mn you," you curse under your breath as the octopus swims away. The log suddenly seems bigger, and you fall through. "Hello?" You say with caution, and take a tentative step forward. A pink blubbery arm with a lamp waves at you around the corner. You grip the damp wall and carefully slide into the darkness to pursue it.
You shield your eyes as you step into a bright light. The place is draped with soft green moss; pools of sparkling water stretch beyond the horizon, and towering, golden mushrooms greet your eyes. A small octopus extends one of its arm to you. Welcome to Driftwood.
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Please don't post any new orders. Thanks.
arrow Free Raffle is over! Congrats to AnimeJet![click here]
arrow New limiteds! See post 2 for details.
arrow New! Ghosties are haunting our shop! Come nab one before they take over the place! XD They're edible and customizable too. (see bottom of 2nd post)
On the shores of the sandy beach, you see a peculiar piece of wood in the distance. You jog over, and see an odd little creature sitting upon the waterlogged tree. It turns out to be a constipated octopus. As you inch closer to examine the specimen, a jet of black ink is forcefully sprayed at your face. The strange creature then leaps upon your head and bounces off into the water. You flail helplessly and end up falling upon the log...with your head stuck in it.
"D*mn you," you curse under your breath as the octopus swims away. The log suddenly seems bigger, and you fall through. "Hello?" You say with caution, and take a tentative step forward. A pink blubbery arm with a lamp waves at you around the corner. You grip the damp wall and carefully slide into the darkness to pursue it.
You shield your eyes as you step into a bright light. The place is draped with soft green moss; pools of sparkling water stretch beyond the horizon, and towering, golden mushrooms greet your eyes. A small octopus extends one of its arm to you. Welcome to Driftwood.
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2. Octopi / Order forms
3. Freebies / Raffles / Contests
4. White / Gray / Black lists
5. Customers
6. Tips / Donations
7. Links / Affiliates
