Rate The Song Above You!

[Heath Who Cannot Be Named]

Howzabout a little game? I post a video of a song. The next person posts with a short review and rating of the song. Then they post a song (gotta be metal), and the person after them reviews that song, etc. Bash away if you like, but if you're going to come on here and go "WAAH WAAH YOU DIDENT LIKE MY SONG I HATES YOU", bugger off.

Suppose I'll kick things off with a classic.

[Amanda Gaider]

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Howzabout a little game? I post a video of a song. The next person posts with a short review and rating of the song. Then they post a song (gotta be metal), and the person after them reviews that song, etc. Bash away if you like, but if you're going to come on here and go "WAAH WAAH YOU DIDENT LIKE MY SONG I HATES YOU", bugger off.

Suppose I'll kick things off with a classic.

might have been raw and dangerous in 1984, at least by mainstream standards, today it's unquestionably dad-core. Literally sounds like something 9-5 office drones do on weekends every now and then in a futile attempt to make life seem living

[Heath Who Cannot Be Named]

Mahou Shoujou Satan-chan

might have been raw and dangerous in 1984, at least by mainstream standards, today it's unquestionably dad-core. Literally sounds like something 9-5 office drones do on weekends every now and then in a futile attempt to make life seem living

As far as joke grindcore songs go, I've heard worse. The drumming is wicked fast and actually quite professional sounding, if a little too triggered for my taste, and the riffs aren't too bad, if pretty basic. Unfortunately, the singer sounds like he's about to cough up a lung (seriously, it sounds like he's coughing at the end) and the lyrics are stupid as hell. 5/10

[Phantom Corsair]

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Mahou Shoujou Satan-chan

might have been raw and dangerous in 1984, at least by mainstream standards, today it's unquestionably dad-core. Literally sounds like something 9-5 office drones do on weekends every now and then in a futile attempt to make life seem living

As far as joke grindcore songs go, I've heard worse. The drumming is wicked fast and actually quite professional sounding, if a little too triggered for my taste, and the riffs aren't too bad, if pretty basic. Unfortunately, the singer sounds like he's about to cough up a lung (seriously, it sounds like he's coughing at the end) and the lyrics are stupid as hell. 5/10

-15/10

[metalcoreizluv]

Phantom Corsair

-15/10

3/10

[Secrets And Sashays]

Mahou Shoujou Satan-chan

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Howzabout a little game? I post a video of a song. The next person posts with a short review and rating of the song. Then they post a song (gotta be metal), and the person after them reviews that song, etc. Bash away if you like, but if you're going to come on here and go "WAAH WAAH YOU DIDENT LIKE MY SONG I HATES YOU", bugger off.

Suppose I'll kick things off with a classic.

might have been raw and dangerous in 1984, at least by mainstream standards, today it's unquestionably dad-core. Literally sounds like something 9-5 office drones do on weekends every now and then in a futile attempt to make life seem living

******** you

jag panzer rips

better than any s**t you listen to

[Phantom Corsair]

br00taldewd

Phantom Corsair

-15/10

3/10

die/10

[metalcoreizluv]

Phantom Corsair

br00taldewd

Phantom Corsair

-15/10

3/10

die/10

0/tnx

[Heath Who Cannot Be Named]

Yo, guys, you're supposed to be writing something about the song as well. 0/ wahmbulance

Time to get things back on track.

[dwrcan]

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Yo, guys, you're supposed to be writing something about the song as well. 0/ wahmbulance

Time to get things back on track.

2/10

[Mandrakk The Dark Monitor]

Phantom Corsair

br00taldewd

Phantom Corsair

-15/10

3/10

die/10

best rating

[Dillinger - LonAB]

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Yo, guys, you're supposed to be writing something about the song as well. 0/ wahmbulance

Time to get things back on track.

6/10

Has a very classic Heavy Metal sound; the guitars are ok, but nothing really special, some of the lead work was ok. The singing was actually pretty good also.

My song.

[the head shaman]

LonelyAznBulldog_TAB

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Yo, guys, you're supposed to be writing something about the song as well. 0/ wahmbulance

Time to get things back on track.

6/10

Has a very classic Heavy Metal sound; the guitars are ok, but nothing really special, some of the lead work was ok. The singing was actually pretty good also.

My song.

This thread has fun potential.

poop/10

[MUSCULAR CHRISTIANS]

the head shaman

LonelyAznBulldog_TAB

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Yo, guys, you're supposed to be writing something about the song as well. 0/ wahmbulance

Time to get things back on track.

6/10

Has a very classic Heavy Metal sound; the guitars are ok, but nothing really special, some of the lead work was ok. The singing was actually pretty good also.

My song.

This thread has fun potential.

poop/10

pretty cool/10

[the head shaman]

MUSCULAR CHRISTIANS

the head shaman

LonelyAznBulldog_TAB

Heath Who Cannot Be Named

Yo, guys, you're supposed to be writing something about the song as well. 0/ wahmbulance

Time to get things back on track.

6/10

Has a very classic Heavy Metal sound; the guitars are ok, but nothing really special, some of the lead work was ok. The singing was actually pretty good also.

My song.

This thread has fun potential.

poop/10

pretty cool/10

I don't think the drums changed at all but other than that, p solid. Nice high pitched shrieks got me going.

almosta7/10