Name :: Saturninus (properly!)
Nickname :: Saturnine, Sat, Crazy Sat
Age :: 20 years, as men reckon time.
Height :: 5' 10''
Weight :: 160 lbs.
Ethinic Group :: Chzeckylsloviakian (yes, I know that country doesn't exist any more - shut up!)
Location :: Sleeping in a field, watching the clouds
Interests :: Writing, sad movies, funny books, Fighting with Siryn, talking like Tom Waits, and most importantly, polishing my monocle!
Allies :: The Boxershorts rebellion! Huzzah! And it's noble comrades in arms, The Soldiers of Love (less so "in arms" wink and The Fist!
Enemies :: The Pants Patriarchy
Body Type :: Svelt. Aww yeah.
Personal Skills :: Screaming, complaining, drinking. Anything Hemingway can do, I can do better (except get published)
Comments :: "I am the master of allegory! I control it like I control a thing that is very easily controlled by me!"