Neo Gabi
((This insanity has been brought to you by the number q and the letter pi))
Behold it is I, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Goth.
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I am here to right wrongs and thrash evil types.
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Which is rather pointless since they don't want to change so it won't wind up making a difference anyway.
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*sigh*
((Sorry, I couldn't help myself.))
hehe... well, as long as we're going crazy...
HUA! ~appears~ Tis I, the Pie Avenger!! Protector upon gaia since the olden times, fighting with the dastardly Dark Lurker, and protecting magical girls from harm using my tasty powers!! ~strikes a pose~ Feast your eyes upon my great body, powerfully sculpted muscles (are those elbow pads, or am I just really buff?), and manly bow!
And now... for my theme music...
Pie Avenger, he's got your back,
smackin up the bad boys cause they're off track,
Pies and optimism beams to counter their attack,
your punches too lackin so better pick up the slack!
it's stacked in his favor, his pies of all flavor,
surround you, around you and make your will waver,
leavin' your body to crumple like dried laver
before the might of the tanuki masked saviour!
Oh no, help us, who'll save the day?
Pie Avenger of course, he'll leap into the foray!
OMGOMG Optimism beam, hurray!
yayayayayayayayayayay! (best line ever, ne?)
~takes a bow~