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Is Link a woman?
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20.9% | [ 1352 ] |
| No | |
79.1% | [ 5116 ] |
| Total Votes: | [ 6468 ] | ||
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Lord Deceptious
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Hylonomus
I have just discovered Nintendo's latest secret, even more devious than the Metroid fiasco...
Link from the Legend Of Zelda is in fact, a female.
How do I know this? From all the clues Nintendo has left us, of course. There is the complete lack of any speech other than "HA!" or "AHHH!" Which could go either way. Then there is the fact that she completly avoids any girls that are attracted to her, because she doesn't want to ruin her manly disguise. However the largest proof of her true gender is in these ambiguous photos...
In this picture, you can see that that is not a man's face, but instead the mug of a very confused woman trying to live in a male dominated world...
Now, for the most disturbing evidence, the up-the-skirt shot....
In this voyueristic photo you can clearly make out the outer lips of the female genatalia pressed against tight clothing. In contemporary jive speak one would call this simply: A camel toe.
There is the evidence, Link is a woman. She disguised herself not unlike Zelda masqueraded as Sheik. Do you believe our hero is a misguided female youth? You be the judge...
Link from the Legend Of Zelda is in fact, a female.
How do I know this? From all the clues Nintendo has left us, of course. There is the complete lack of any speech other than "HA!" or "AHHH!" Which could go either way. Then there is the fact that she completly avoids any girls that are attracted to her, because she doesn't want to ruin her manly disguise. However the largest proof of her true gender is in these ambiguous photos...
In this picture, you can see that that is not a man's face, but instead the mug of a very confused woman trying to live in a male dominated world...
Now, for the most disturbing evidence, the up-the-skirt shot....
In this voyueristic photo you can clearly make out the outer lips of the female genatalia pressed against tight clothing. In contemporary jive speak one would call this simply: A camel toe.
There is the evidence, Link is a woman. She disguised herself not unlike Zelda masqueraded as Sheik. Do you believe our hero is a misguided female youth? You be the judge...
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Hylonomus
I have just discovered Nintendo's latest secret, even more devious than the Metroid fiasco...
Link from the Legend Of Zelda is in fact, a female.
How do I know this? From all the clues Nintendo has left us, of course. There is the complete lack of any speech other than "HA!" or "AHHH!" Which could go either way. Then there is the fact that she completly avoids any girls that are attracted to her, because she doesn't want to ruin her manly disguise. However the largest proof of her true gender is in these ambiguous photos...
In this picture, you can see that that is not a man's face, but instead the mug of a very confused woman trying to live in a male dominated world...
Now, for the most disturbing evidence, the up-the-skirt shot....
In this voyueristic photo you can clearly make out the outer lips of the female genatalia pressed against tight clothing. In contemporary jive speak one would call this simply: A camel toe.
There is the evidence, Link is a woman. She disguised herself not unlike Zelda masqueraded as Sheik. Do you believe our hero is a misguided female youth? You be the judge...
Link from the Legend Of Zelda is in fact, a female.
How do I know this? From all the clues Nintendo has left us, of course. There is the complete lack of any speech other than "HA!" or "AHHH!" Which could go either way. Then there is the fact that she completly avoids any girls that are attracted to her, because she doesn't want to ruin her manly disguise. However the largest proof of her true gender is in these ambiguous photos...
In this picture, you can see that that is not a man's face, but instead the mug of a very confused woman trying to live in a male dominated world...
Now, for the most disturbing evidence, the up-the-skirt shot....
In this voyueristic photo you can clearly make out the outer lips of the female genatalia pressed against tight clothing. In contemporary jive speak one would call this simply: A camel toe.
There is the evidence, Link is a woman. She disguised herself not unlike Zelda masqueraded as Sheik. Do you believe our hero is a misguided female youth? You be the judge...
I have eyes like that and im a dude......
