[ Locked ] herbal witches

[chiharu]

Avy-chan

wow kes u went so withcskool? that is so kewl i bet u lerned all sorts of kewl stuff there liek how to turn ur x-boifrnd into a toad! LoLoLoL!1!1 i wanna lern how to make thingz fly akross the room cuz liek i wanna hit my parunts wit things when they tell me 2 go 2 bed cuz i got skool in the mornin! LOL!1!1!! i hate my parunts they dun beleeve i m a withc!

omg!!!1 i no how 2 do that!!!! i lrned from harry pottr cuz they think itz not relly lyke real magik but it iz cuz tey hav wands and EVRYTHING!! and tey celubrat YUL adn hav partees adn stuff cuz tey r REAL wichez!!!

2 maek tings FLOT u jsut hav 2 hav a WAND adn u waev it adn say soemthing lyke fly!1 ten juts waev it and it wil FLY!!!

also i tink AVY has a gud idea!!!!1 we shud mak a COVN PAEG!!

[Kes]

omg! ill sing up rite a way! keltikpagenz, rite?

avy i lernd soooooo mch but ther wer no tods it wsa al abuut h ow to sumun elenemtils frum chkris or sumthin lik that bu t it was soooo hrd smetimes to stdy ther b cuse my STOPID PARNTS ar sooooo XXXtian adn i had to aks soooo hrd for the $$% to pay foir teh lesnons!!!1 ADN THNE IT TUK ALMST A WHLE SCOOLYER TO GTE TEH !ST DEGERE EVN THOGH I STDIED EVRY DAY AT BIENG A WITHC!!111

[chiharu]

Kes

omg! ill sing up rite a way! keltikpagenz, rite?

avy i lernd soooooo mch but ther wer no tods it wsa al abuut h ow to sumun elenemtils frum chkris or sumthin lik that bu t it was soooo hrd smetimes to stdy ther b cuse my STOPID PARNTS ar sooooo XXXtian adn i had to aks soooo hrd for the $$% to pay foir teh lesnons!!!1 ADN THNE IT TUK ALMST A WHLE SCOOLYER TO GTE TEH !ST DEGERE EVN THOGH I STDIED EVRY DAY AT BIENG A WITHC!!111

OMG! dotn u no that Xtians r bad adn tey shud b killd!? u shud kill ur parnts! and lso pegens lyke 2 hav ORGEES cuz itz lyke a fertlty ryte!

[Avy]

Kes

omg! ill sing up rite a way! keltikpagenz, rite?

avy i lernd soooooo mch but ther wer no tods it wsa al abuut h ow to sumun elenemtils frum chkris or sumthin lik that bu t it was soooo hrd smetimes to stdy ther b cuse my STOPID PARNTS ar sooooo XXXtian adn i had to aks soooo hrd for the $$% to pay foir teh lesnons!!!1 ADN THNE IT TUK ALMST A WHLE SCOOLYER TO GTE TEH !ST DEGERE EVN THOGH I STDIED EVRY DAY AT BIENG A WITHC!!111

ur parnts r xtians that suxx so bad. dun u no that xtians killed our ansestors n burned them on steaks n torcherd them? xtians r always opressin us pegans cuz there religon sux!1!I HATE ALL XTAINS!11!1! scream domokun scream stressed scream domokun stressed scream domokun scream stressed all xtians suck and all pegans RULLEZ YO!

omg liek harry potter is so real i new it! i no there akshully is a hogwartz skool in englund cuz liek u cant make that stuff up!

[tulokyn]

Ow.. My brains...

I can't belive I'm still following this thread, nor that I actually read the whole thing... -_-

(pardon my accurate spelling sweatdrop )

[Kes]

i no i shld do smethin abut my parnts bcaus XXtins r STIL PERCEKUTIN WICTHS 2DAY1 adn it alwys mkes m e cry crying crying crying

bt i get soooooo confsed bcaus cn i curs thim or nt bcaus i no teh rule rof 3 sys no harm bt thy r klling teh mther godess!!11 hw can u dissre-spek ur oqn mOTHRA?? scream so i tink may b i wil hav to put teh sekret herbil wicth magjikk in ther cofee.=

[chiharu]

Kes

i no i shld do smethin abut my parnts bcaus XXtins r STIL PERCEKUTIN WICTHS 2DAY1 adn it alwys mkes m e cry crying crying crying

bt i get soooooo confsed bcaus cn i curs thim or nt bcaus i no teh rule rof 3 sys no harm bt thy r klling teh mther godess!!11 hw can u dissre-spek ur oqn mOTHRA?? scream so i tink may b i wil hav to put teh sekret herbil wicth magjikk in ther cofee.=

omg u shud nevr mix magik adn koffee cuz it can lyke, mess stuf /\ thn u will get it bak 2u 3x!!

u shud ue tee insted!

[Kes]

Chiharu

Kes

i no i shld do smethin abut my parnts bcaus XXtins r STIL PERCEKUTIN WICTHS 2DAY1 adn it alwys mkes m e cry crying crying crying

bt i get soooooo confsed bcaus cn i curs thim or nt bcaus i no teh rule rof 3 sys no harm bt thy r klling teh mther godess!!11 hw can u dissre-spek ur oqn mOTHRA?? scream so i tink may b i wil hav to put teh sekret herbil wicth magjikk in ther cofee.=

omg u shud nevr mix magik adn koffee cuz it can lyke, mess stuf /\ thn u will get it bak 2u 3x!!

u shud ue tee insted!

o no btu my parnts dun drnk tee wha shld i doooooooooooooo???????? crying crying

im gona g o sumun teh elimentil fr wnd adn mak it tel me wha to d o abut ma evli parnts!@1

[ClamBoy]

allll yeees now i c, when da gurl say 'erb witch, da mean da 'erb, yesss this be da thread for da Rasta Itches. Ahh de moon gets full and de smoke gets in ye 'ace!

[KabOOm_RacOOn]

Avy-chan

Kes

omg! ill sing up rite a way! keltikpagenz, rite?

avy i lernd soooooo mch but ther wer no tods it wsa al abuut h ow to sumun elenemtils frum chkris or sumthin lik that bu t it was soooo hrd smetimes to stdy ther b cuse my STOPID PARNTS ar sooooo XXXtian adn i had to aks soooo hrd for the $$% to pay foir teh lesnons!!!1 ADN THNE IT TUK ALMST A WHLE SCOOLYER TO GTE TEH !ST DEGERE EVN THOGH I STDIED EVRY DAY AT BIENG A WITHC!!111

ur parnts r xtians that suxx so bad. dun u no that xtians killed our ansestors n burned them on steaks n torcherd them? xtians r always opressin us pegans cuz there religon sux!1!I HATE ALL XTAINS!11!1! scream domokun scream stressed scream domokun stressed scream domokun scream stressed all xtians suck and all pegans RULLEZ YO!

omg liek harry potter is so real i new it! i no there akshully is a hogwartz skool in englund cuz liek u cant make that stuff up!

Moahaha...you are so funny!

(this is irony right?????? You are just making fun of the kiddies??!)

[Valen Faerlwynd]

I'm hating myself right now for coming in here.

[Avy]

KabOOm_RacOOn

(this is irony right?????? You are just making fun of the kiddies??!)

No. This isn't irony. It's sarcasm and satire. I'm actually pretty surprised that it didn't jump off the page and scream "FAKE!!!" at you while you read it. Apparently we do a damned convincing job of imitating the teenies...that's frightening.

Valen: Why? Do you feel pity for the teenies? wink I don't. I just harass them mercilessly until they either become intelligent, productive members of society, or they turn in to gibbering, sobbing piles of self-loathing. The last generally happens the most xd

[BattleWitch]

Ekimmu

Jenna_sunsetgoddess

Hi i am one myself and i want to know if anyone else is an herbal witch.
What do you all think about them my religion is native american celtic pagan. Hope to here from you soon.

...how did you manage to mix 3 different cultures...? I don't think the native americans would like you mixing in other gods into their mix...and for celtic religion(I don't think that would be too specific enough)...there IS christianity in their culture...*coughs*

The fun of being an eclectic witch is that you're eclectic wink

Also, the Native Americans or their gods wouldn't have any problems with mixing and matching...where did you get that information, pray tell?

And lastly, The Celts do have Christianity in their religion, but it was ADDED. Originally, there was no Christianity in it, seeing as how at first, Christianity didn't exist smile


Now with all that done... I'm pretty into herbs, as well as a plethora of other things. biggrin

[Anatole]

Kes

Chiharu

Kes

i no i shld do smethin abut my parnts bcaus XXtins r STIL PERCEKUTIN WICTHS 2DAY1 adn it alwys mkes m e cry crying crying crying

bt i get soooooo confsed bcaus cn i curs thim or nt bcaus i no teh rule rof 3 sys no harm bt thy r klling teh mther godess!!11 hw can u dissre-spek ur oqn mOTHRA?? scream so i tink may b i wil hav to put teh sekret herbil wicth magjikk in ther cofee.=

omg u shud nevr mix magik adn koffee cuz it can lyke, mess stuf /\ thn u will get it bak 2u 3x!!

u shud ue tee insted!

o no btu my parnts dun drnk tee wha shld i doooooooooooooo???????? crying crying

im gona g o sumun teh elimentil fr wnd adn mak it tel me wha to d o abut ma evli parnts!@1

OMIGOSH UR SO FUNNY IT ISHILARIOUS!1@

[p3p574r]

*dies laughing after reading the whole thread* If this isn't in the a memorable thread, or at least one worth reading or re-reading, then I don't know what is! Someone really should move this to the Memorable Threads forum. Maybe it'll show people how pointless it is to be shallow, and lie about your religion just to seem interesting and "cool". That would rock.