herbal witches

[Angsty Shem]

chickgrl999

wow u r really stupid u need to get the hang of this and u better stay out of my way. cause i don't play games. (smirks)

omg HELP shes gonna cast TEH HERBS on me!!!1111

If you don't play any games, you should really pick a few up. And no, Dungeons and Dragons doesn't count. Preferably some that involve outside activity, near the real world.

At some point, you may have noticed a clear portal offering a view of that which is beyond your room. We call this a "window." Beyond there you will find the real world.

*turns into a sprig of parsley*

[Avy]

Angsty Shem

chickgrl999

wow u r really stupid u need to get the hang of this and u better stay out of my way. cause i don't play games. (smirks)

omg HELP shes gonna cast TEH HERBS on me!!!1111

If you don't play any games, you should really pick a few up. And no, Dungeons and Dragons doesn't count. Preferably some that involve outside activity, near the real world.

At some point, you may have noticed a clear portal offering a view of that which is beyond your room. We call this a "window." Beyond there you will find the real world.

*turns into a sprig of parsley*

I like how she has to tell us she's smirking. I've got news for you n00bs and teenies out there...that's really not intimidating. At all. Ever. Somehow, typing *smirks* just does NOT have the same effect as grinning smugly at someone who's standing RIGHT ******** BESIDE YOU. Gee, I don't know why that could be! Either way, while it seems like it's meant to scare us or show us that she's so powerful, it just made me think of how corny her post was.

For games, I prefer basketball. It's pretty fun. And I've got a lot of friends who like to play as well. Ya know...friends....people who you hang around with and do stuff with....Shem might be able to translate that better for you, since he's good at decoding words.

Oh I'll stay out of your way all right...I'll stay out of your way...forever! Because you're such a freak and ya bother me, kid.

[Shaoli]

*patters in*

*looks around*

You guys still at it? Then again, the forum's really slowing down, isn't it?

At least no one's brought Animal Testing back. XD

[Nida]

sehm i hav cunfeshn 2 maek i m secertly hrebl wtich plz dnt haet me? ok thx

[Shaoli]

These cat ears don't look right. sad

[Triste]

*concentrates on spelling and casts a herbil splel on Shaoli*

"gerbil spell, awayyy!!!"

*Shaoli turns into gerbil*

oops tats suposed to be herbil sorry

[Zully Quirke]

chickgrl999

wow u r really stupid u need to get the hang of this and u better stay out of my way. cause i don't play games. (smirks) have a nice day smile

Oooh, better watch out. She might cast a spell on you! and itmaight like, totoly maek yur booyefriend breek up wif u!

~_~; Seriously. There *should* be a required intelligence test before you're permitted to connect to the internet. The stupid will be rejected, and their IP addy will be jettisoned to the nearest police headquarters, where they will dispatch a unit to and eliminate the world of such stupidity.

Or maybe that's just me.

[Jaster]

Don't judge people by their idiotic religions or lack of intelligence, guys! You should only judge them on things like how they look, or how much money they have! And... we all know witches are all ugly! I mean, have SEEN that Witch Hazel chick in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? And that's a type of herb!

Tell me, where do you grow your herbs! Perhaps between your toes? Or on your face? Or maybe even between the folds in your massive flab, you horrible old witch!! Better have those herbs ready, because I'm going to make fun of you, and don't have a girlfriend for you to magically make break up with me!

(stares into space)Huh, I've suddenly become bored. I guess I will briefly stop making fun of people. (people = not witches)

[MrA-hole]

Oh, wrong herb. I was going to troll this thread, but I've already been beaten to the task. Curses.

[Shaoli]

Triste

*concentrates on spelling and casts a herbil splel on Shaoli*

"gerbil spell, awayyy!!!"

*Shaoli turns into gerbil*

oops tats suposed to be herbil sorry

eek scream

[negative_space]

I'm sorry Shao, but that looks more like a guinea pig than a gerbil. I guess Triste really has a long way to go before he gets to be a herbil wiatch.

[Avy]

Nida

sehm i hav cunfeshn 2 maek i m secertly hrebl wtich plz dnt haet me? ok thx

LOL!11!!1! its ok cuz liek u such a kewl modul/actris n we luv u so much cuz u r liek a cuzin to me! herbil withcs have 2 stick 2gether ok?

sehm dun be a big meenie! u suk! LOL!!1!1!

Oh good lord now my brain hurts...a LOT.

Shaoli: Yeah, it's still going. We can't drop it. Why let something go when it's so painfully amusing? xd

*pets the gerbil*

[Zully Quirke]

Yeah, making fun of stupid people is fun! Besides, there aren't any other good threads to post in. ;.;

[Avy]

It's why I changed my outfit, yo. See now I'm all hard-core to go after the herbil withces and teenies.

*chucks a flash grenade into the fray* Fire in the hole, dammnit!

Besides, I refuse to let this topic drop. It was just too stupid and incoherent at the beginning, and then it got way too funny because of all the crazy "u r jelous cuz i m modul/actris!11!1!n lotz of bois try date me!11!!" stuff that was going on.

[Zully Quirke]

Hahaha, me too! You and me, Avy. We gotta keep this thread alive!

And in an entirely seperate note, I am now dead sexy. ph34r my nightmare busier. I had to sell all my clothes to pay for it. XD