So, the Zurg have a new energy drink on the market. Do you believe that you will be able to effectively compete with Gambino's "Red Bino" drink, which is currently the most powerful economic force on Gaia?
We just wanted to share our amazing beverage technology with the people of Gaia! Red Bino is tasty indeed, but our drink has much greater nutritional value. Drinking Zurg energy drink makes you smarter, faster, and more attractive. It makes your skin a much healthier hue! We believe that all Gaians should try our delicious beverage.
Not me! I don't believe in energy drinks! I don't need to be smarter or more attractive, since I'm already in the extreme upper percentiles of intelligence and attractiveness! I don't believe we need any fancy energy drinks to make us "better." The answer to self-improvement lies not in these drinks, but in rigorous self-reflection and extremely expensive G-Meter treatments! And my movies!
Don't you think energy drinks have the potential to help some people? I had a cousin who was extremely slothful, and Red Bino gave him the wherewithal to get off his behind and complete his college education. Now he designs aerodynamic whiskbrooms for one of Gaia's most powerful broom syndicates!
We must respect the concerns of Ron Bruise. Those who do not wish to drink our delicious fluids will not be forced to do so. It is entirely voluntary, and Ron Bruise has every right to refrain from the delectable effects of our miracle-drink.