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Hey! Over here! I'll take this one! I'm so glad you asked! You see, Cindy, I erected a gigantic satellite broadcasting station in my back yard to beam my movies into space.
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[NPC] Cindy Donovinh
Gaia Staff
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Why in the world did you do that, Mr. Bruise?
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It's just not fair... the population of Gaia is so small! It broke my heart that so few people in this universe had the opportunity to enjoy my films! I wanted to show them to everybody!
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[NPC] Cindy Donovinh
Gaia Staff
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Visitors from Zurg, do you have any particular favorite Ron Bruise films?
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I am quite fond of his film "Jet Guys," in which he is a member of an elite squadron of pilots. I can easily relate, since I myself command a force of flying vehicles. I was deeply moved.
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i ru..ruve brane man... brainman so specail... he try so hard... him brother so angrie to him..
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I very much enjoyed "Intercourse with a Vampire." I can relate to the concept of drinking the blood of Gaians. Mmm, now I'm hungry...
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Ha! I am a fan of his recent effort, "Battle of the Planets," a distorted fantasy in which a pathetic ape manages to thwart an invasion force of superior beings. How heartily I laugh at the foolishness of such a prospect! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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The espionage action of "Operation: Unlikely" reminded me of my own tendency toward romance and intrigue
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My favorite is "Barstool!" "Coughlin's Law: Never invade a planet full of apes unless you like picking hair and gristle from between your teeth." Ha!
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I enjoyed the lighthearted romantic comedy of "Barry McMyers." It shows the compassionate side of Gaians.
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Oh man, I'm super excited that you guys like my movies! Yeah! This is great! Hey Cindy, what's your favorite? I bet you like "Far and Wide," my sweeping romantic epic, right? Or maybe you like "The Final Shogun," huh?
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[NPC] Cindy Donovinh
Gaia Staff
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...Anyway, many Gaians have noticed that the Zurg seem to have a fascination with the number 19. How did this come about?
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19? We... uhhh.... what are you talking about? I have not heard of this "19."
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There is no 19! We skip straight from 18 to 20 in our superior numbering system. Right guys?
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