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Post: 19021567_1 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:44 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:44 pm
Welcome to Gaia Action 9 News!

Action 9 is proud to offer this very special transmission: we have secured an interview with Gaia's most prominent celebrity, the talented Ron Bruise. With him are some very special guests who have graciously agreed to appear on camera for the very first time. Would you all care to introduce yourselves?
 
     
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Post: 19021567_2 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:46 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:46 pm
 
Yeah! Hi! It's such a treat to finally meet with my biggest fans! These guys came a long way to talk to me, but this is the first time we've had a chance to sit down and chat! Oh man, it's great to be here! Hi Cindy! Whoooooo!
     
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Post: 19021567_3 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:53 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:53 pm
It is a pleasure to speak with you, Gaian newswoman. It is also a pleasure to finally meet Mr. Ron Bruise. We greatly enjoy his entertainment modules. Allow me to introduce my family. These are a few of my many children: 02, 05, 06, 07, 11, and 12.
 
     
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Post: 19021567_4 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:55 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:55 pm
 
h...haar ro, s...s...sin..die.
     
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Post: 19021567_5 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:56 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:56 pm
Shut up, 02! Speak only when the situation requires it! Ahem... Hello, Gaians! I am gratified to be among such fat, pleasant morsels.
 
     
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Post: 19021567_6 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:58 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:58 pm
 
Greetings, foul-smelling primates! I hope our superiority does not offend your savage sensibilities.
     
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Post: 19021567_7 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:59 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:59 pm
Don't be rude, 06. We need to let the Gaians know that we mean them no harm. They have expressed some concerns about our intentions, and calling them "primates" won't allay their fears!
 
     
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Post: 19021567_8 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:00 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:00 pm
 
Sometimes telling the truth is the only charitable thing to do, 07. And the truth is that Gaians are foul primates, right? It would be unfair to them, in the long run, if we shielded them from the fact that they are inferior, stinking apes.
     
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Post: 19021567_9 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:01 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:01 pm
Hi Gaians! Seriously, don't listen to 06 and 11, they're just kidding around! We're nice guys! Really!
 
     
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Post: 19021567_10 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:02 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:02 pm
 
Well... yes... anyway, I understand that you've expressed an interest in meeting acting legend Ron Bruise for quite some time. What business do you have with Mr. Bruise?
     
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Post: 19021567_11 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:02 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:02 pm
Our preliminary research of Gaia consisted largely of material relating to Ron Bruise. Zurg is very distant from Gaia; somehow, only transmissions relating to Ron Bruise reached our world. It is as if the only intergalactic transmissions coming from Gaia were tales of Ron Bruise's exploits. When we saw that Mr. Bruise had saved the world many times and loved many women, we assumed that Ron Bruise was of great importance to your culture. He also has such a large head... clearly, his evolution is advanced.
 
     
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Post: 19021567_12 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:03 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:03 pm
 
Wow! I'm so flattered that you came so far to meet me! Do you guys want any autographs?
     
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Post: 19021567_13 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:04 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:04 pm
Silence, mammal! We've come to realize that you have little to offer us! Your giant head is just as empty as any other Gaian ape's skull. Perhaps more so!
 
     
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Post: 19021567_14 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:05 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:05 pm
 
Now be nice, 06. Ron Bruise may not be the leader of Gaia, but he is of great cultural importance.
     
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Post: 19021567_15 created on Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:05 pmPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:05 pm
How did you manage to see so many Ron Bruise movies?
 
     
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