What lines of lord of the ring that you never forget?

[misskewizard]

ScarletDice

Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye, I could do that.
My two favorite characters xd

This. I laughed at this one. And also, "My precious!" >_>

[The Higgs Boson]

Gandalf: "I release you from the spell"
Saruman controlled Theoden: "urghhuahhahahahhahaaaaa.....you have no power here Gandalf the Grey!"
Gandalf reveals he is now white.
Saruman/Theoden: emotion_0A0

[User 33251061]

Okay, I feel annoying saying this here but:

I made a new guild. It's called Tolkien's Middle Earth.
Really appreciate it if people could join. It's free, because I really need members.
Its for all those LOTR freaks out there, and if you're looking for a LOTR guild to join, could you please join mine? Rant all you want, we won't ban you!

[sambart]

Gimli: Prepare to be boarded!
Man: Boarded? By you and who's army?
Aragorn: .... This army. Argh!
Men: Argh!!!!

xDD

[Silacaladhiel]

Gosh, I'm getting the chills by only scrolling over these pretty lines <3

[Faq her]

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S, Boil em, Mash em, stick em in a stew." - Sam
hahaha smile

[Sekushi-Hige]

"You've left out one of the cheif characters! I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam."

[User 33251061]

Sekushi-Hige

"You've left out one of the cheif characters! I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam."

You're right! Frodo would have died without Sam! Sam is the true hero! scream

[Criniti]

The Fellowship of the Ring:
Gimli: "No one tosses a dwarf."

The Two Towers:
Gimli: "Oh come on, we can take 'em."
Aragorn: "It's a long way."
Gimli: "Toss me."
Aragorn: "What?"
Gimli: "I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me."
[pauses, looks up at Aragorn]
Gimli: "Don't tell the elf."
Aragorn: "Not a word."

And also...
Gimli: "I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances."

Legolas: "Final count, forty-two."
Gimli: "Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE."
Legolas: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach] "Forty-three."
Gimli: "He was already dead!"
Legolas: "He was twitching."
Gimli: "He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!"
[rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch]

[Neth Rana]

"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends." -Gandalf ♥

[kai onizuka]

Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.