I made a new guild. It's called Tolkien's Middle Earth.
Really appreciate it if people could join. It's free, because I really need members.
Its for all those LOTR freaks out there, and if you're looking for a LOTR guild to join, could you please join mine? Rant all you want, we won't ban you!
The Fellowship of the Ring:
Gimli: "No one tosses a dwarf."
The Two Towers:
Gimli: "Oh come on, we can take 'em."
Aragorn: "It's a long way."
Gimli: "Toss me."
Gimli: "I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me."
[pauses, looks up at Aragorn]
Gimli: "Don't tell the elf."
Aragorn: "Not a word."
Gimli: "I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances."
Legolas: "Final count, forty-two."
Gimli: "Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE."
Legolas: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomach] "Forty-three."
Gimli: "He was already dead!"
Legolas: "He was twitching."
Gimli: "He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!"
[rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitch]