Gimli: "It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women.. hehe"
Legolas: "I feel something.. A slight tingling in my fingers.. I think it's affecting me"
This is from the extended edtion, return of the king xD Gimli and Legolas are having a drinking competition in Edoras when they return from Helm's Deep.
Just the face that Eómer has when they say these things, so brilliant xDD
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened!
Gandelf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time we have been given.
One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.
(Not really a quote, but, oh well)
It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
(AHAHAHA I can't believe I memorized that... although it took me forever, or at least, close enough)
My precious. Curse them. We hates them. It’s ours, it is, and we wants it.