What lines of lord of the ring that you never forget?

[iwishsan]

gandalf: Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. (Fellowship of the Ring)

[SolrSurfr3]

Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.'

Frodo: You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. ...Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.

Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious.

Frodo: So was I.

I love this line. And I totally agree with it. Sam is my absolute favorite character in the trilogy, and Frodo would've gotten nowhere without him. ^-^

[_Rendia911_]

biggrin

[firedance7]

Takako_Uchiha

Gimili:Toss me
Aragon: What?
Gimili: I cant make the jump so youll have to toss me!
One more thing!
Aragon: ?
Gimili: Dont tell the elf.
Aragon: Not a word.

ah Gimli... rofl rofl

[firedance7]

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gimli: Its the dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women

Legolas: i feel something a slight tingle in my fingers I think its affecting me

Gimili: What'd Is ay he cant hold his liquor (( falls of his chair and passes out))

Legolas: game over.
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THAT IS THE BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE THING!!! well, one of them.

i almost died laughing....

[firedance7]

Alesey

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."

No. Duh. Boramir.

you hop and skip into Mordor while giving out gift bags to all the orcs.

[firedance7]

Mystery Diamond

Gimli: "What's happening out there?"
Legalos: "Would you like me to explain it to you or would like me to get you a box."

I heart this line

even elves arn;t about pwning people...

[Gandalf Shadow Ninja]

My favorite quote of all time:
Gimli: "He's twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
and of course:
Bilbo: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
and one more:
Gandalf: "Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!"

[A Beautiful Farewell]

"Then let us be rid of it. Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you! BUT I CAN CARRY YOU. COME ON!!!"
-tears of joy-
And:
"Mr. Frodo. Look. There is light up there. Beauty. That no shadow can touch."
-more tears of joy-

[xcoke-sprite]

They're taking the hobbits to isengard xp

[firedance7]

Gandalf Shadow Ninja

My favorite quote of all time:
Gimli: "He's twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
and of course:

ah... even elves and dwarfs have testosterone-fulled competitions...

so funny...

[Zen the Keeper of Chrono]

"orks, and they've got acae troll."
"you shallnot pass!"
gimili: how many have you've killed?
legolas:15, you?
gimili:<glares> 5,6,7,8,9,10.....
"that still counts as one.

[Beware Of Eshara]

"If you don't let me in Frodo, I will blow your door right down your hole and out through the hill!" - Gandalf in the first book. When I read that I could not stop laughing.

[vanyaTook]

TheManyFacesofJester

Renkon Root

This pickled vegetable...

Sam's speech at Osgiliath at the end of the Two Towers. I heart it.

... could kick your a** !!

Sam: It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they are. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lost of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?

Sam: That’s there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for

that one(':

[SolrSurfr3]

Pippin: It comes in pints? I'm getting one!
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Pippin: You need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
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Witch King: "You fool. No man can kill me!"
Eowyn: "I am no man"

Loopholes FTW!!
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Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.'
Frodo: You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.
Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious.
Frodo: So was I.

Best. Scene. EVER.