Ringwraiths : Give us the Hobbit, She-elf!
Arwen : NO WAY! That Hobbit owes me 10 bucks!
Frodo : I DO NOT!
(in moria)
Gollum : Damm i have some really bad hair! Maybe that Elf guy will borrow me some Shampoo and stuff......
(Gollum walks over to Legolas)
Gollum : Can i borrow some shampoo?
Legolas : Eeeew!
(Legolas runs and leaves Gollum sad behind)
Gollum
sad cryes)I just want to be hot!
(in Minas Tirith)
Pippin : Gandalf?
Gandalf : Yes what is the problem Pip
Pippin : there is not really a problem its just that....
Gandalf : yes?
Pippin : When do i get some cool armour? Cause i really want to fight!
Gandalf : well you can lead Minas Tiriths armyes
Pippin : Yay!
(Helms deep)
Legolas : Whats that nice tasty red stuff?
Aragorn : Eeew thats blood you stupid idiot
Legolas : ohhh...Do you want some?
Aragorn
sad throws up) Oh god Nooo!
Legolas : Gees dont get a cow!
(Aragorn kills an orc by choppin its head off)
Legolas : Are you gonna eat that?
Aragorn : WILL YOU STOP THAT!
scream
(Merry and Pippin walks in)
Legolas : What are you guys doing here?
Merry : Well Treebeard said that he didnt like us anymore
Pippin : yeah Maybe its because you broke his chainsaw
Merry : I didnt do it!
Pippin : Oh yes you did
Aragorn : Well cant you guys just go some where else and talk!
Legolas : Aaaaw cant they stay?
(Pippin sees that Legolas has blood around his mouth)
Pippin : Eeeerh i think ill go...
Merry : Uhm me too
(Merry and Pippin run off)
Legolas : What was that about?
Aragorn : Eeerh just get that blood off your face Dracula....