SwirlySlidez
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- Posted: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 04:07:12 +0000
Another one:
GIMLI: Most have seen too many winters.
ARAGORN: Come now Gimli. Save your sick games for later.
GIMLI: What?
GANDALF: (appearing out of nowhere with Pippin and Merry) That's just wrong.
PIPPIN: Sickening.
MERRY: You do that?
GIMLI: I don't get it.
LEGOLAS: (kneeling next to Pippin) That's why we wouldn't let you sleep within twenty feet of him.
PIPPIN: I understand that now.
MERRY: (hugging Pippin) You poor dear.
GANDALF: I thought we had worked through this Gimli?
GIMLI: What the bloody hell are you talking about?
ARAGORN: Don't act stupid.
GANDALF: More counseling is needed.
LEGOLAS: Several hours.
ARAGORN: With the cushy chairs in the room...
(All stare at Aragorn)
ARAGORN: What? I haven't slept on anything but the ground, nor sat on anything but a horse in the longest time. When it comes to wishing to be home, in some comfy place-
PIPPIN: You think of a psychiatrics office?
ARAGORN: NO! I think of cushy chairs.
GANDALF: Cushy... chairs... I... um... I'm leaving again... Look to the east, blah blah blah...
PIPPIN: Merry and I are going to get recaptured and all that good stuff now.
MERRY: We've already been saved by Treebeard, remember?
PIPPIN: Shhh! Aragorn's not supposed to know we're safe yet!
GIMLI: Most have seen too many winters.
ARAGORN: Come now Gimli. Save your sick games for later.
GIMLI: What?
GANDALF: (appearing out of nowhere with Pippin and Merry) That's just wrong.
PIPPIN: Sickening.
MERRY: You do that?
GIMLI: I don't get it.
LEGOLAS: (kneeling next to Pippin) That's why we wouldn't let you sleep within twenty feet of him.
PIPPIN: I understand that now.
MERRY: (hugging Pippin) You poor dear.
GANDALF: I thought we had worked through this Gimli?
GIMLI: What the bloody hell are you talking about?
ARAGORN: Don't act stupid.
GANDALF: More counseling is needed.
LEGOLAS: Several hours.
ARAGORN: With the cushy chairs in the room...
(All stare at Aragorn)
ARAGORN: What? I haven't slept on anything but the ground, nor sat on anything but a horse in the longest time. When it comes to wishing to be home, in some comfy place-
PIPPIN: You think of a psychiatrics office?
ARAGORN: NO! I think of cushy chairs.
GANDALF: Cushy... chairs... I... um... I'm leaving again... Look to the east, blah blah blah...
PIPPIN: Merry and I are going to get recaptured and all that good stuff now.
MERRY: We've already been saved by Treebeard, remember?
PIPPIN: Shhh! Aragorn's not supposed to know we're safe yet!