Eowyn: Aragorn, you're totes grody, brahh.
Aragorn: No way, broham!
Eowyn: Chyeah way, brodad!
Sauron: O, Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh...
Galdriel: I sharted.
Saruman: Smack my butt, Frodo!
Frodo: OKIE DOKIE!
Goldberry: Evening, Frodo, I brought the chimichangas...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH SARUMAN? YOU CUR! YOU ANIMAL! Y-Y-YOU HOUND! Oh, I'm a-gettin' the shotgun now. You'd best run 'cause I'm gonna git you! Awooooo!
Saruman: She's gone hillbilly again! Flee for your life!
Gollum: I wish I had a pony, a lovely white pony named Priscilla, and she shall be my dear pony for ever!
Frodo and Sam are laying on the rocks next to Mount Doom after they destroyed the ring. Frodo: "Well.... That was fun."
Frodo and Sam standing at the end of Fellowship of the Ring, looking over Mount Doom from far away Frodo: "Sam. I'm glad you're with me." Sam: "Ah... yeah..." //looking at Mount Doom.
-awkward silence- Sam: "Can I go back?" Frodo: "NO, a*****e, YOU FOLLOWED ME, YOU'RE STAYING."
Frodo: "I have to destroy the ring, Smeagol." Smeagol: "I beg you to reconsider."
Nazgul guy: "COME AT ME BRO." Eowyn: "I AM NO BRO."
Stole that one. Yes.
Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas following the Orcs that have Merry and Pippin. Aragorn: "Gah, I'm tired guys." Gimli: "Come on, we're gaining on them!" Legolas: "No, he's right... let's stop somewhere." Gimli: "BUT THE HOBBITS." Aragorn: "Let's just put it off until tomorrow." Legolas: "Yeah." Gimli: "WUT." Legolas: "DRINKS ON ME!" Aragorn: "PARTY." Gimli: "SCREW DRINKING, THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD." Legolas: "LOL, whatevs bro."
And... that's it. They're funnier in my head. :' D