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Post: 7235486_1 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 04:19:37 +0000
Posted: Sat, 16 Apr 2005 04:19:37 +0000

What would Gandalf be least likely to say? Sam? Legolas? How about Aragorn? Post your ideas here.

Here are some of my ideas:

Legolas: Does this outfit make my butt look big?

The Balrog: Who wants ice cream???

Merry: How about a pint, Pippin?
Pippin: No thanks, it's my goal to stay sober

Aragorn - Sorry Arwen, I've decided I like hobbits better than elves.

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Post: 7235486_2 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 05:40:40 +0000
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Sam: Hey Gollum! How about a picnic?

Frodo: Fine! Have it your way , Smeagol! Keep the ring!
Smeagol: Nah. I've given up on that, thanks anyways.
(Yeah, not very good >> wink

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Post: 7235486_3 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:09:04 +0000
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GANDALF: FRODO! Take off your pants.
FRODO: What? Why?
GANDALF: The ring is possessing them!
SAM: MR. FRODO!!! For your own safety, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!!

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Post: 7235486_4 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:11:40 +0000
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GIMELY: Legolas, I love you man.

SAURON: Stupid ring. Who needs it, anyway?

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Post: 7235486_5 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:20:07 +0000
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FRODO: Hey sam have some more lembas
SAM: No thanks im trying to go on a diet

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Post: 7235486_6 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:21:40 +0000
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Amarillyss

GIMELY: Legolas, I love you man.

SAURON: Stupid ring. Who needs it, anyway?

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Post: 7235486_7 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:51:43 +0000
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Arwen: HANDS OFF PRETTY BOY!!

Aragorn: o_O

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Post: 7235486_8 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:27:31 +0000
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Gollum: Secretly...Smeagol...we love you my precious!!!!

Smeagol: Sorry, ...but...we have someone else...

Gollum: cry What? Who is it precious?

Smeagol: It's...its master!!!

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Post: 7235486_9 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:24:48 +0000
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Gandolph: i eats s**t...
Get it, Gandolph would say "eat" not "eats"
Sam: I don't eat s**t...
Get it, because hes a fat hobbit basterd...

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Post: 7235486_10 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:06:28 +0000
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Sauron: Okay, I'm really getting sick of being an eye, can someone please find the damn ring so that I can return to normal and die?!

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Post: 7235486_11 created on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:35:38 +0000
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smegol:my precious....ICE CREAM
frodo:smegol didn't you say the ring was your precious
smegol:nah i tried to eat but it too hard so i gave it the nice guy in black,hey look everythings on fire
frodo:0-o;.......crap

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Post: 7235486_12 created on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 03:59:24 +0000
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Arwen: You know what, Aragorn? I hate you.

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Post: 7235486_13 created on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 04:05:02 +0000
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sweatdrop I like this one: User Image

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Post: 7235486_14 created on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 04:44:12 +0000
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Merry: Here Pippin have another pint
Pippin: No thanks im trying to stay sober

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Post: 7235486_15 created on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 05:00:47 +0000
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pennysattack

Gandolph: i eats s**t...
Get it, Gandolph would say "eat" not "eats"
Sam: I don't eat s**t...
Get it, because hes a fat hobbit basterd...

Check out the spelling sticky. It's GANDALF. Or Mithrandir, if you prefer. Or Olorin... or others I can't possibly remember since they're not Elvish in some form or another... xd

Haldir: We've come to help you with this battle, Aragorn!

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