LotR Punk Nazgul rocker version.
Frikking locusts pillaging villages. That other Anti-Phenomenon should be shot.
Besides, only the original actually has any power to save.
rolleyes
edit: Second round, interpretive Feanor.
Because we all know
he's emo likes shinies and spontaneous combustion.
Female Avatar because elves aren't that buff, unless you're Beleg. If Feanor wasn't engwa-sickly from breathing in those fumes then he somehow must've metamorphosed into the likeness of Arien. In which case he would've been female anyway.
edit: Another round, second anti-deity-A barrow-wight's fill
edit: Of course, last but not least, mother-frikking Bill the Pony.
Pick your favorite and throw it to me, try not to break the window-glass.