+The Closet+ Middle Earth Fashion Advice

[Thranduil_of_Greenwood]

+The Closet+

Hello! Welcome Sindar, Noldor, and.. others. Welcome to The Closet, why yes, the same conveniently placed one I always shove Legolas into when he is being inconvenient. So what makes this different from the other advice threads you ask? Why, we shall tell you, you shall not be given bad love advice by a stalker, bad advice in general by Elrond’s spawn, or no advise at all by that group of homicidal maniacs, no we shall give you very useful advice. We shall help you stay within the most cutting edge fashion of Arda, and for free, out of the goodness of our heart.(Though we do ask all we help and invite any other to leave a comment on the Closet Door, it can be relevant or the most random bull you can come up with) So step up whether you be Elf, Man, Orc, or one of those other races (Spiders NOT welcome) And we shall make you shine with your full potential!

[Thranduil_of_Greenwood]

'The Closet Door'

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[Legolas of Eryn Lasgalen]

*poke* Ada, should I run around making people come?

"Look, Thranduil actually figured out how I could make my avatar look like me!!"

XD And I am getting very skilled at escaping this closet, have you noticed? *grin*

*is out of reach of retaliation for the poking.*

...

I was given cookies and coffee, do not blame me. >.>; Blame the fangirls. It is always their fault.

[Nimrodel of Lorinand]

*Wants advice.*

[The Love of Money]

Ooh, fashion advice. If you have any suggestions for my avy, tell me!

[Tears of the Siren]

1. Good luck with the advice milord.

2. I promise I'm going to resist the temptation to make any closet jokes.

3. Any recommendations on better pants/shoes/skirt for this outfit?

[Legolas of Eryn Lasgalen]

1: Be careful Nimmy, this is Ada here.

2. Siren, I would GREATLY appreciate a lack of closet jokes.

3: Wow, busy all ready. This was apparently a good idea, Ada.

[Tears of the Siren]

Don't worry, Legolas. You've taken enough abuse without me adding to it.

[Legolas of Eryn Lasgalen]

And a fair amount of it from Ada. In fact, we were talking in that... MSN? and he was telling me that he did not trust me. *pouts, is obviously faking it* I mean, it was not my fault that my fangirl tackled Carmelor... >.>; After trying to strip me... <///<;

[Nimrodel of Lorinand]

*Has idea for Legolas.*

You should totally keep extra underwear in your pockets for when fangirls attack. Just throw it in the opposite direction and they'll be distracted long enough to escape!

I suggest smaller styles as they are more compact.

[the master of frogs]

eek

[Legolas of Eryn Lasgalen]

*twitch* Um... interesting idea... But... um... O///o;

[Nimrodel of Lorinand]

You're right..

I could totally see laundry day: "Legolas? Why is there a thong in your pocket?"

[the master of frogs]

HOSNAPYOUARESOWEIRDANDDISGUSTING!!!!111!!!1! eek

Sorry. I just had to say that.... o_0

[Tears of the Siren]

I'm going to second Nim's recommendation for more compact styles. Boxers are too bulky and don't go very far when you throw them.