secret diaries

Who do you ship on lotr?

Sam and Frodo	19.3%	[ 11 ]
Arwen and Gandalf	5.3%	[ 3 ]
TreeBeard and Celeborn	7.0%	[ 4 ]
Balrog and Orc #4	17.5%	[ 10 ]
Legolas and Faramir	21.1%	[ 12 ]
Sauron and Gimli	7.0%	[ 4 ]
Aragorn and the Steward of Gondor	3.5%	[ 2 ]
Frodo and Everyone	17.5%	[ 10 ]
Pippin and Bilbo	1.8%	[ 1 ]
Total Votes:			[ 57 ]

[sentrybells]

Welcome to the secret diaries of the Fellowship. Here I want to make a world where we can write our own version of what was going on behind the scenes of Lord of the Rings.

Not the most original dream, but hey, atleast I'll have fun if you guys dont. pirate

[sentrybells]

Boromir: Day one

Took long ride to Elrond's pad on fav horse Duncan. Elrond promised many available breeding horses on arrival. All turned out to be male. When Elrond showed us to the stud stable, kept winking and elbowing me eek . Elves. Too much time on their hands.

Now Duncan is mad at me. crying He wanted some hot chickies.

On the other hand, Elrond's daughter ispretty hot. She's with that dBag Strider, but once she see's MY unshaven, grimy look, Arwen will be saying "aragorn, who?"

Pick up lines plan to use on her, "want to get with a future steward? i promise not to be as creepy as my dad"

[sweetnshysinger]

Dear Diary,

I think i got the brooding emo kid act down pat, everyones TOTALLY paying attention to me. Like, not even the kid with the ring, ME. Oh and, FYI, that elvish b***h Arwen totally digs me, were gonna be together 4 ever one day. But now i have to go on this stupid journey, im really just doing for attention, but now there will only be 8 people to pay attention to me.

- Sam out bitches

[sentrybells]

Day 600,

Still not KING stressed

Hobbit punks got their asses kidnapped. GREEEAAT.... I guess they expect me to come rescue them or something. That's what I get for taking the adventurerallaroundbadassgoodguy role. It was cool at first, I especially liked the brooding. But now, everyone expects me to do s**t. Guuuh. Why can't they save themselves once and a frikken while?

Or Better Yet: JUST STAY SAVED FOR TEN MINUTES!

Ugh. Anyway, off to help Leggy with his manicure. Lataz!

-Strider/Aragorn/GodofallthatisAWESOME

[desertsnape]

Dear Diary,

From whence we departed the Shire,
Mine eyes take me to none other
Than he who shuns my desire.

Sigh...

Uncle Diedre Proudfoot always told me, "Young Pip, your love of old men who play with magic balls will only bring you heartache." And by my hairy feet, he was right.

Pippin Out.

[Xunethra]

Dear Diary,

I kicked more orc a** than Gimli and then laughed in his face.

-Legolas

[Ceberlandon]

Psst, it would be funnier if you wrote your own material.

Day 20

Estel will pay for sending me to fetch firewood with the dwarf! Truly, I never would have set his beard on fire if he first had the midget not taken bark from a fresh and young sap! That is my story and I am sticking to it!

- Legolas

[darkloud]

Dear diary,

I'm soooo bored right now... no matter how much I twist and turn, trying to see everything that's going on on these lands to find my ringy, I can never look at the place were the true action is happening. crying

Love.

Sauron's Eye

[Sexxii_is_Back]

hey sexy !!!!!!!!! i mean i know u love taylor swidft but wat do u want for thanksgiving??

[Laura Vandemar]

doublechat

hey sexy !!!!!!!!! i mean i know u love taylor swidft but wat do u want for thanksgiving??

--- Merry's diary

[II cutie_summer II]

i love legolas!!!!! heart

[Persephane]

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