Sauron's Tea Party

[Lorindil]

*sets out some honey cakes since lembas is only for special circumstances*

[Laura Vandemar]

OK Sauron *shakes hands
here's my suggestion excuse the lack of caps I havent slept for 30 hours at least and am bone tired. \

I'm going to officially divide my clan into three brigades. I'm letting my members pick how the division should be done, so far the most popular choice has been good evil and neutral. If that option remains the most popular a month from now... I'm gonname make Light Dark and Dusk brigades. I thought about leading Dark myself but I am kinda busy leading the whole clan so I might need a co.-commander. would you be willing to join my clan and lead the dark brigade with me? The other two leaders will be selected by election. If you wanted to strenghten my members' illusion of democracy you could opt to be elected only if you win a vote, I'd recomment you, you
d win for certain.

I'd be your superior as leader of the whole clan in clan matters, how do you like them tables turned? 4laugh

What, did you just expefct me to hand over the largesr vampire clan on gaia? whee

[Mithrellas]

*Comes back with another cup of tea, more scones, and a bottle of Bailey's in case anyone would like some*

More goodies here, my dears.
Are there any other Middle-Earth jobs open these days?

[Mithrellas]

Nimrodel of Lorinand

@Mithrellas - Ah, yes. If I recall, I got lost in the mountains, Amroth made it to the havens and behaved like an idiot, and you married the first prince of Dol Amroth and snuck out the window.

More or less, that is what happened smile I might have stayed among men, but I couldn't live that long away from the sea. So now, I don't stay in any place too long.

[Nimrodel of Lorinand]

If death is the answer to love's mysteries~

Good times, good times. *Sips tea daintily.*

Then bleed on my darling, to the sound of a dream!~

[Lord Vandemar]

sweatdrop crying gonk I'm a potato eek

[Nimrodel of Lorinand]

If death is the answer to love's mysteries~

Wow.

Amroth has that skin, but I can't stand to make him that unpretty.

No offense, Skywise.

Then bleed on my darling, to the sound of a dream!~

[Laura Vandemar]

Thuri appreciates your kindness very much.

But me, I'm just evil like that, twisted

Whew thank Morgoth I finally got some sleep.

[Alantie Mistaniu]

eek What's Hotaru going to say when she sees you, Skywise?

*wonders* Sauron, you wouldn't have had a hand in the potato skin, did you?

[Sauron Annatar]

What? Me? Make some goody-goods cry? ninja Nooooooo. I especially like that they actually have cry faces.

Laura Vandemar - When you can say you've spoken to Eru and Morgoth directly, then we'll talk. Until then, back under my foot you go.

That's the problem with evil. There are always upstarts who are trying to overthrow you and take over what you've built only to trash it horribly. confused Has no one the decency to wait any more?

And Nimmy - yes. Spiders are the foulest things to ever have been sung into creation.

[Laura Vandemar]

*empties a bottle of wolf spiders in Sauron's hair* I'm quitting the job, where's my wages for the time I worked for you? When you have 7000 actual gaia members calling you overlord we'll talk again. Back to the void with you.

[Nimrodel of Lorinand]

Sauron Annatar

And Nimmy - yes. Spiders are the foulest things to ever have been sung into creation.

If death is the answer to love's mysteries~

*Would totally hug you right now if Imy hadn't dumped spiders in your hairs.*

Then bleed on my darling, to the sound of a dream!~

[Laura Vandemar]

You're going to have to pick a side here Nimmi. Just kidding. Cuddle him all you like. razz

*takes photos of Sauron with the spiders*

*spiders wave at camera, and then crawl all over him under his clothes and in his ears and nose and mouth if he opens it*

[Morgoth Morion]

*possesses a statue in Sauron's hallway*

Sauron, who the he** do you think you are? You're just some nobody with a few pricey items who was just about bright enough to be the first one to reserve the name Sauron Annatar on a website called Gaia before someone else did it.

Leave my ex-lover alone, do you hear me, she may not be perfect but she had the heart to let me down gently when she fell in love with a useless vampire ninja from her clan.

Yes of course I am talking about Laura Vandemar, my former Queen Imladviel, the one you should have called milady. You're not fit to lick her boots clean of human and elf guts after she's walked over a battlefield kicking backside while you hide under your bed from Shelob or Imy's pet tarantulas.

My favorite thing you're ever going to do is apologizing to her before she sets the 7000 vampires on you. She'd have done it already if she wasn't using her daily quota of clan announcements on more important matters, she said when she asked me to appear here. She even gave me a fig leaf for modesty in a way of thanks. She says she stole the item from some elf called Yun, way to go Imy. I mean Laura. Lorelei. Vandemar.

And while I'm actually talking to you, wormdung, get rid of the impostors who stole the names Morgoth and Morgoth Bauglir making me have to go back to HoME or what ever the humans call it. You owe me that much to get back into my good graces again, idiot.

And in case someone reports this post to the mods as offensive let me tell you this is just roleplaying. There, disclaimer done. True or not, it's up to you.

[Laura Vandemar]

Shut up Morry you're going to make the man in my life jealous if you go around telling I gave you a pricey item. And don't ever call me Lorelei again that sounds like a stripper name. talk2hand

Anyways thanks I guess and yes I used today's and yesterdays announcements for my name change and brigade stuff. I'll post in the clan forum today though and declare Sauron Annatar the clan's enemy no matter what he or you says. twisted I don't forgive the kind of thing he said, not for a million cash I wouldn't, Morry boy. evil

My boyfriend's busy so any chance of a footrub for old times sake before I go? *drinks dragon blood from a beer pint* *eats all the cookies* 4laugh