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*nibbles sandwich and watches in fascination*
I haven't seen lots of you in awhile. ^^ *waves hello to DC* |
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HAI ALANTIE!!!!~ *Waves wildly.*
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Sauron Annatar There are pretty Eldarin maidens all over this party like Yavanna found some new flowers. *serves Nimmy her Earl Grey with sugar* Imy, I still have the position open, but I need completely loyalty, and you'll have to answer the door everytime some goody good comes aknockin'. And there's no hazard pay if someone decides that they're going to be a jerk and come at you with a sword, but other than that, I do pay decently if you're not an Orc, Goblin, or Easterling. Or that idiot, Saruman. Did you expect any better? This is Mordor after all. Oh, if people come at me with swords I usually bite their heads off. I'm none of those things, I'm a vampire serpent demon. I'll take the job if I can work part time. Got two brigades of vampires to rule already, that kinda limits my time resources. I wonder if you'd be interested in making an alliance with my vampires? I'm afraid some of them sparkle, much to my embarrassment. I don't mind answering the door, but my talents would be better used in a higher position. Oh well, I guess I have to earn the promotion first. |
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Beruthiel Queen of Cats Thuringwethil the Vampire Hi Beru. How's your geriatric boyfriend? 4laugh Amroth is not a pansy! scream *bites Beru* Oh and milord Sauron, I named my new Hermit Cat after you. It has a little friend called Smeagol, but they're not getting along well. 4laugh |
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I've heard lots of good things about you, Sauron. Or should I say evil things. I am most fascinated. I think werewolf transformation is one of the most intriguing of your abilities. And what you did with Numenór and Eregion was perfectly executed. I really think you have it in you to rule the world. I wound't dream of asking you pay me. I shall call you lord, because I want to. And because that might stop Imy stealing my gold
_*raises glass of wine in toast* To evil plans. |
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*is on standby mode and thus not able to comment, or drink tea, not that he would be able to drink tea anyways. Last time he had a drink his head exploded.* *if he were not on standby mode would be furious about Imy's Numenór comment* exclaim
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*drinks three cups of dreamberry tea*
Hiya, Eyeguy! mrgreen I watched your movie. I never should have recommended it to my daughter though, it turned her into a Legolas fangirl, which is worse than when some enchanted green dye made her think she was a zombie and she started eating brains. But that's not your fault of course, after all it was really that hobbit's movie. I'm about the size of a hobbit by the way. I wonder how I'd look with hairy feet... Oops, forbidden topic. My apologies. My fav thing that you did is the ring because it's so shiny. Can I borrow it? you can borrow my lodestone. It's magic. blaugh |
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Dad, did you have to tell about that embarrassing incident? gonk
*drinks a martini* cheese_whine Anyways, nothing wrong with being a Legolas Fangirl. You're a Timmain fanboy and a Sailor Saturn fanboy! 4laugh ((Uh, actually, Yun, he's Timmain's student and Hotaru's boyfriend... sweatdrop )) Same difference! twisted |
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My fav thing that Sauron did is when he didn't go help Morgoth when he shouted for help. I found that hilarious. The balrogs had to save old Morry from Ungoliant. Coward Sauron. Teehee. razz
Oh, and in case you wonder how I dare mock you... I'm fated to die anyways. Imy's going to kill me as further proof of her evilness, and blame it on the Swine Flu, and have me reborn as some little blue pixie with... ((It's pictsie!)) Alright, with no sense of propriety or personal hygiene whatsoever. So do your worst, Sauron my man, it can't be worse than what Imy's planned for me. ((you know that with me you'd have time to be Aroree until December, right?)) I don't care. I don't want to die of flu. There's no dignity in that. I deserve a hero's death, and opposing Sauron's got to be heroic. whee *drinks deep of a mixture of strong black tea with jägermeister liqueur* |
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Nooo! My drinking and dancing buddy! gonk Imy is evil. Let's not waste time on Sauron! Let's do a mule mutiny! Viva la revolucione! scream *waves war banner with a stag's head and a hawk on it* Go-Back united with Glider! Friends forever! *screams and attacks Imy*
((*knocks Yun unconscious with SIN mace.* You wanna join her, Aroree? I could knock you out right now... and keep you unconscious until your imminent death.)) |
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No! Yun! eek
*sigh* No Imy... I'd rather face Sauron any day. |
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I love that it's mostly females in the tea room. ^^
Hello DC! *gives a cup of tea* I haven't seen you around in quite some time! |
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Imladviel Oh, if people come at me with swords I usually bite their heads off. I'm none of those things, I'm a vampire serpent demon. I'll take the job if I can work part time. Got two brigades of vampires to rule already, that kinda limits my time resources. I wonder if you'd be interested in making an alliance with my vampires? I'm afraid some of them sparkle, much to my embarrassment. I don't mind answering the door, but my talents would be better used in a higher position. Oh well, I guess I have to earn the promotion first. You're hired. Biting heads off is a skill I need more of. Perhaps you should be looking at my list of titles: Lord of Vampires, Lord of Werewolves, Prince of Cats, etc, etc, etc. I will not say no to more vampires joining the ranks, but you'd better believe I will burn the sparkle right off them, that is, if they can even find any sun in Mordor. Arien and I had an argument a while back, and we're not on speaking terms. Aroree of Blue Mountain My fav thing that Sauron did is when he didn't go help Morgoth when he shouted for help. I found that hilarious. The balrogs had to save old Morry from Ungoliant. Coward Sauron. Teehee. razz You call it whatever you want, I call it knowing when not to get in over my head. *sips a lovely rhiboos* Besides, it's not like he didn't know that I have a thing against spiders. |
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Hmm. Seems we need some tea cakes around here. *goes to get some*
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Sauron Annatar Besides, it's not like he didn't know that I have a thing against spiders. Sauron and Nimmy have something in common? 4laugh Then bleed on my darling, to the sound of a dream!~ |
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