Sauron's Tea Party

[Alantie Mistaniu]

Thank you indeed, my Lord. *nibbles happily* Mmm. Cucumbers are delicious. whee

Hello Nimmy! Come sit with me and Lothy! *gestures to a chair*

[Nenya]

His tea-party brings all the girls to the yard, and they're like..

*sips hot cocoa*

[Lorindil]

*snorts into her mug*

[Mithrellas]

Nimrodel, I think I know your ladyship from somewhere - I believe we traveled to the harbours together...

[Mithrellas]

Nenya

His tea-party brings all the girls to the yard, and they're like..

*sips hot cocoa*

...and they're like, do you wanna trade rings?
xd

[Mithrellas]

*Pours more tea*
I think I'm the only one in the UK who posts here - I always seem to be on at different times from other people. It's 2:26 pm here, and the site says it's 6:26 am confused

[Nimrodel of Lorinand]

If death is the answer to love's mysteries~

*Sits by Lothy and Alantie.* 4laugh

Sauron Annatar

Nimrodel is always welcome, what kind of tea will you have?

Hm.. I'm not too picky.. Do you have orange spiced tea? Or Earl Grey? As long as you have sugar, I'm good. ;3

@Mithrellas - Ah, yes. If I recall, I got lost in the mountains, Amroth made it to the havens and behaved like an idiot, and you married the first prince of Dol Amroth and snuck out the window.

( Most of the regulars tend to be from US/Canada area, altho there are a few people from Ireland, Scotland, Finland, and Australia. You can change your settings so that it reflects your own time zone. )

Then bleed on my darling, to the sound of a dream!~

[Laura Vandemar]

*sips ginger tea with lemon and honey* Mmm, nice. 4laugh

You've done lots of awesome things, Sauron, but the One Ring is the best and also your biggest mistake. How you sank Numenór was also nice. They had it coming but don't tell Elrond I said that. xd

Is that job offer still open? I got offered a job tutoring a middle-aged guy in English. I asked him to pay me ten euros an hour, he said he gets paid the same driving a truck, I said teaching's hard work too. How much do minions get paid? 4laugh

[Demented-Chickadee]

Tea party? surprised 4laugh heart

[Beruthiel Queen of Cats]

Sauron Annatar

Since someone decided to resurrect a thread saying how awesome I am, I decided to make my own, to discuss my various and nefarious exploits. Comments about hobbits will not be appreciated, nor will they be tolerated. mad

What about pretty elven girls? twisted

[Thuringwethil the Vampire]

Hi Beru. How's your geriatric boyfriend? 4laugh

*sips blood tea* ((you don't want to know how blood tea is made.))

I think the most awesome thing you did was giving me a job. I was really grateful at the time because Valinor was getting kinda boring. I wouldn't give a job to Imy though if I were you. She's not very good at taking orders from anyone.

((Hey! You weren't supposed to tell him that! scream ))

twisted Just protecting my interests. You'd probably get promoted faster although I've worked for him longer. Still a messenger... all these years.... gonk

Excuse that bit of internal dialogue, milord. Serving two masters isn't easy, particularly when one of them is Lady Imy the Bloodthirsty.

[Beruthiel Queen of Cats]

Thuringwethil the Vampire

Hi Beru. How's your geriatric boyfriend? 4laugh

He's great! How's your pansy lover? razz

[Amroth Lord of Lorien]

Can we PLEASE refrain from calling me a "pansy" in public? *Sigh.*

*Huggles Thuri.* heart

[Lorindil]

Amroth Lord of Lorien

Can we PLEASE refrain from calling me a "pansy" in public? *Sigh.*

*Huggles Thuri.* heart

Aye, that sorta goes without saying. *nibbles at a sandwich in a strangely menacing fashion*

[Sauron Annatar]

Beruthiel Queen of Cats

What about pretty elven girls? twisted

There are pretty Eldarin maidens all over this party like Yavanna found some new flowers. *serves Nimmy her Earl Grey with sugar*

Imy, I still have the position open, but I need completely loyalty, and you'll have to answer the door everytime some goody good comes aknockin'. And there's no hazard pay if someone decides that they're going to be a jerk and come at you with a sword, but other than that, I do pay decently if you're not an Orc, Goblin, or Easterling. Or that idiot, Saruman. Did you expect any better? This is Mordor after all.