Sauron's Tea Party

[Lorindil]

Why thankee, sirrah. *takes teacup and fills it with more tea from her own brewing pot*

[dark priestess kikyou]

dark priestess kiyoko

*chuckles* yes, thats true. and thats exactly why the fool died in a hail of arrows. your right.

*sips pepermit tea* well... i think the fool deserved the bit of bad luck to get his demise. too bad their werent expanding tips, *laughs*

[GirlRL]

You make an interesting Sauron...

[Sauron Annatar]

I'll take that as a compliment and not be entirely offended that you decided to post something so absolutely boorish. You may come back when you actually have something intelligent to say.

As for Isildur, the fool got what he deserved. And you can bet your cute behind that I was laughing at him the whole while. Strength of Men indeed.

Flowering jasmine anyone? Clearly, I robbed an Elf to get it. And while they're an uppity lot, they don't generally poison each other.

[dark priestess kikyou]

was i just called cute...? *sips at tea thinking* and im pretty sure i should be offended by that last comment... but im not particularly so. alright, may i have some? im pretty sure its not poisoned as well. and honestly... i was laughing at him too of course. too bad the fool droped it.

[Lorindil]

*is content with her own personal brew rosehip and poppy flower that happens to contain no alcohol whatsoever and is consequently not laced with brandy or any sort of naturally included drug whatsoever besides opium* ninja

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[dark priestess kikyou]

Lothlorien*

*is content with her own personal brew rosehip and poppy flower that happens to contain no alcohol whatsoever and is consequently not laced with brandy or any sort of naturally included drug whatsoever besides opium* ninja

4laugh

hmm... verry interesting tea.

[Mithrellas]

*makes her tea strong, english breakfast, with lots of milk and sugar*
*sips*

Mmm....well, you showed the elves and dwarves how to make their rings of power.

[Sauron Annatar]

Mithrellas

*makes her tea strong, english breakfast, with lots of milk and sugar*
*sips*

Mmm....well, you showed the elves and dwarves how to make their rings of power.

That, my dear, was almost too easy. If it's one thing that none of them will ever admit, but all have in common, the Eldar, the Edain, and the Naugrim have a weakness for something pretty and shiny. Have a conversation with Feanor or any of his numerous sons sometime, you'll see exactly what I mean.

confused Are you having milk in your tea or tea in your milk? They put in a Starbucks at the gap of Rohan, if you want sugar. Not even I will invite that evil here.

[Mithrellas]

Sauron Annatar

Mithrellas

*makes her tea strong, english breakfast, with lots of milk and sugar*
*sips*

Mmm....well, you showed the elves and dwarves how to make their rings of power.

That, my dear, was almost too easy. If it's one thing that none of them will ever admit, but all have in common, the Eldar, the Edain, and the Naugrim have a weakness for something pretty and shiny. Have a conversation with Feanor or any of his numerous sons sometime, you'll see exactly what I mean.

confused Are you having milk in your tea or tea in your milk? They put in a Starbucks at the gap of Rohan, if you want sugar. Not even I will invite that evil here.

Ah yes, something shiny. The Naugrim might admit their passion for it and never consider it a weakness. But not the others.
Milk in my tea, technically, since there is a higher percentage of tea than milk. And yes, I do like my sugar. But I will never buy tea at Starbucks - they have no idea of the sacredness of the ritual and therefore cannot make a decent cup.

[Alantie Mistaniu]

*raises eyebrow* I was not aware that you liked tea, Sauron. It appears I still have much to learn about you.

*takes a seat next to Lothy fluff* I've never had tea. . . what would you suggest?

*considers* I cannot say I like you Sauron, but I believe you were a top notch evil lord. *nods* I'm trying to think which of your evil accomplishments I was most impressed with. Probably forging such an evil ring to begin with.

[Sauron Annatar]

Of course I like tea. I'm a villain, not a barbarian.

And yes, it's a lovely, devilish ring isn't it?

[Lorindil]

*turns and sees 'Lantie* What the...whoa you move fast. I didn't notice you. xd

Green tea goes rather well with honey. Mayhap Sauron might have some in his possession?

[Lorellin]

*leans over and looks into Lothlorien's mug* I think you've had too much. *takes mug away*

[Alantie Mistaniu]

I do beg your pardon, Sauron. I didn't mean to imply such a thing.

It is indeed. All shiny and golden and evil with it's siren call. <3

*beams at Lothy* I am practicing my ninja. ^^ Green tea and honey? Perhaps I shall try some, if Sauron does possess it.