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Nimrod and Onion?

When the Figwit did THAT happen? 0.1 10.0% [ 1 ]
You're slipping, DC. Almost a month now. :roll: 0.1 10.0% [ 1 ]
I think it's cute. 0.4 40.0% [ 4 ]
I think its disgusting. 0 0.0% [ 0 ]
I think s/he'd be better off with ME. v.v 0 0.0% [ 0 ]
I think Amroth's a whiny brat. 0.1 10.0% [ 1 ]
OMIGAWD. 0.2 20.0% [ 2 ]
Huh? 0 0.0% [ 0 ]
Umm.. Yeah.. I'm lost. 0.1 10.0% [ 1 ]
Total Votes: 10
Tags: beruthiel  evil  morgoth  mules  worlddomination 
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Here you go, your Highness!!! A secret Hideout, just like you asked for!!!


[EDIT]
Due to circumstances beyond my control, we now have a blacklist. If your name appears on said list, it would be appreciated if you do not post in this thread.

Blacklist:

Master Ceorl
 
 
 
 
     
 
 
This... This is very nice DC... Very, er... subtle. I'm sure no one will ever find us here. rolleyes
...
What the FIGWIT is up with that poll???
     
~MULE~

To whomever sent me the Kaya the Cat: I thank you.
*Commences torture.* twisted

My Lair.
Exactly!!! I thought to myself, Where would they never think to look... and then it hit me!!! Here!!! And I put "You can't see us" in the topic, so, ya know, they can't see us.

...

I thought your kitty needed a name. sad
 
     
 
Uhuh...
...
Whatever.
...

Now onto business. We need some form of rules.


RULES


1. No touching me. I am royalty, therefore your unclean fingers shall not even graze the hem of my skirt.

2. YOU WILL WEAR PANTS!!!

3. You will do my every bidding.

4. You will not question my authority.

5. YOU WILL WEAR PANTS!!!!

6. You will perform tricks when I am bored.

7. Morgoth help me, you shall wear pants or I. SHALL. THROTTLE. YOU!!!


     
~MULE~

To whomever sent me the Kaya the Cat: I thank you.
*Commences torture.* twisted

My Lair.
Does this mean I can't wear dresses anymore? Or that I just can't run about in my skivvies???
 
     
 
*Eye twitch.* Figure it out.
     
~MULE~

To whomever sent me the Kaya the Cat: I thank you.
*Commences torture.* twisted

My Lair.
Oh, ah, Beruthiel, lovely to see you and your - erm? - companion about. We Numenorean (-descended) queens have no luck. But then, I hear you're a crazy woman with a cat fixation. Would you really deserve mercy? Think think.
 
     
 
He is NOT my companion. He is my henchman. I assure you there is a difference. And to clarify, I am a Black Numenorean, and was I asking for mercy? Nu. Once we find a way to free Lord Morgoth from the Voididing Void, YOU will be the one begging for mercy. Meheheh. [/ebil laugh.]
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Speaking of...

DC!!! Think of a plot to get into the Void, and past Eärendil!!!
     
~MULE~

To whomever sent me the Kaya the Cat: I thank you.
*Commences torture.* twisted

My Lair.
Erm... Okay...

*Thinks a moment...*

Ummm... COOKIES!!!

We'll set out a plate of cookies to distract Eärendil, then sneak past him into the Void when he's not looking! You know how elves feel about cookies. And he's a half-elf technically, so he has to be subject to that... Right???

 
     
 

....

How do elves feel about cookies??!!?
confused
     
~MULE~

To whomever sent me the Kaya the Cat: I thank you.
*Commences torture.* twisted

My Lair.
They have, lyk, a fetish thing. They can't stay away from them!!!! Especially chocolate chip!
 
     
 
*opens eyes and blinks*

What?

...An...evil lair?

*crawls out from under her shelter and looks around, inspecting the surroundings closely*

You know, next time you set up an evil lair, you should really check that no-one else is there first.

*grumbles about the carelessness of people these days*

.........

*settles down to wait for whatever careless fools have invaded her space*
     


Still collecting inks.

I wrote something. Go look?
Please?
*sneaks up behind Amanita and proceeds to nom her head*
 
     
It's the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off
 
gonk

*wrenches her head free*
     


Still collecting inks.

I wrote something. Go look?
Please?
*lurks behind a potted plant* Mymymy, this is interesting...
 
     
"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met."
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