It's like an elf but it's really just Feanor who'd changed his name to Raúl and developed a tendency to dress as a clown.
Mandos may not be a dementor, but he's still pretty damn scary.
Seriously? Lorien's pet wiener dog. As in kelvar over olvar. I like to eat vegetables, not be the vegetable. These are not the vegetables you are looking for.
Or one of the Lossoth. I'd take snow over s**t any day. Anybody want waffles? *waves syrup*
I love the Rohirrim's and the Elve's cultures most, but I want to be honest - I'd definitely be a hobbit: I'm small, like good food, live on the countryside and I love being barefooted wink
A hobbit, I'm sure. I love the idea of ignoring others and being ignored; and being in love with food and nature - and mushrooms. I love mushrooms. Mmm. Mushrooms...
I'd be a hobbit! I'd farm, read story books, wear ribbons in my hair at spring dances, eat strawberries and cream, and watch Gandalf's sweet-a** fireworks. Plus, I'd live in the cutest little house-hole thingie! I'd probably be a Fallohide, since I'm not all THAT of a homebody.
Did I mention, NO SHOES? Haha! Hairy hippy hobbit feet!