Clearly there is an item going out. I want to be able to blow smoke rings like Gandalf and Bilbo. Where is the hobbity love and how can I get one? For the love of Tolkien share your love for the Hobbits. Be they troublesome Tooks and loud obnoxious Brandybucks or of quite and thoughtful few like dear old Samwise. Let's figure out this halfing business and share adventures that really are far more trouble than they're worth. Who really wants to leave the Shire anyway?