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Come on guys i knw u got some!! lol biggrin
you have beautiful eyes...

come on, I know you are not looking at my eyes! I mean seriously, that is one of the worst there is. Lol...
Nice shoes, wanna do it?


I seriously got told that one time sweatdrop
Nice shoes, they would look great in my pants.

Are you from heaven? Cause I have an erection.


[I have heard both of those, my boyfriend watches too much Robot Chicken.]
Cracked Porcelain Doll
Nice shoes, wanna do it?


I seriously got told that one time sweatdrop


Seriously? xd

I think one of the worst is, "You're hot, what's your number?"

Short, sweet, and to the point....><;;;
I said this in another thread but I will say it again.

One night in a club near my appartment a guy said to me

"If a could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"

My response was

"Really coz I would put F and U together"

His mates were laughing at him as I walked away
I got this one at a pizza place down the street, from the guys behind the counter.

"So, you got a combo, right?"
"Um, I got a cheese pizza and breadsticks.."
"We'll consider that a combo. -insert huge grin here- So, did you know that every combo comes with the option of mine or Rick there's phone number?"

xD I had no idea what to say. I was sort of flattered. Especially since I looked like s**t, and I was on the phone at the moment, getting emotional comfort from a friend because I had just learned that my father was in the hospital and there was a very good chance he was going to die. (He didn't, in case you were wondering.)
hey ima nazi to letss go out... (yea im not a nazi)
-If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put you and i together
-Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all day..
The word of the day is "legs". So why don't you come back to my place and spread the word?


My personal favorite: My those breasts look heavy. Would you like me to hold them for you?
Cracked Porcelain Doll
Nice shoes, wanna do it?


I seriously got told that one time sweatdrop


That sounds like a Bevis and Butthead joke.

I don't really have any lines... I guess...

Nope. don't have any.

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"I find the most intriguing part of a woman the boobies."

Sexy Fox

A relationship is like a roller coster, it has its ups and downs. (?)

Fluffy Snacker

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Th... That's not a pick up line. That's philosophy. I'll tell you another good pick up line.
"If I said you had a great body, would you strip naked and dance around a little?"
Ah, Captain Zapp Branigan, is there anything you can't think of?

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