The worst thing a member of the opposite sex has:
    Done: Pushed me down the stairs at my tenth birthday party.
    I had a black eye and scrapped chin for three weeks. >>;
    Damnit, I still remember his effing name.
    Connor.
    Said: 'I'm sorry darlin', we don't carry your size here.'
    Said by the hottest guy I'd ever seen who worked at American Eagle.

There is [always] something to r/e/m/i/n/d me,
Of another place in t i m e,
Where }love{ had traveled far to [fi]nd me.