Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[Arephiel]

I don't usually sleep with other people around, so
the weirdest thing I've woken up to was either a
GIGANTIC MOTHER ******** HUUUUGE SPIDER
on my wall 2 inches from my head, or when I passed
out with my laptop on. Resulting in this charming
picture to wake up to.

[Prussia Please]

I woke up to my sister peeing in the garbage bin in my room.
She told me it was closer then the restroom and she didn't have one.

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I have to admit, it was hilarious!

[Vampire Cup]

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webgrunt

Hitting the floor. I fell out of bed. And no, I wasn't drinking.

Are you alright? You're getting too old to keep doing that.

rofl rofl LOL! No, that happened when I was really young, probably around 7 or 8 years old. Haven't done it since. smile

Haha, phew that's good news. I've never done that.

[slysnake]

I have two stories about waking up to weird s**t:

1. It was about last year during the summer, I remember going to sleep with my pj on, but when I woke the next day, I was shirtless. eek Yeah.

2. I was dreaming about this one character getting raped by this other character, yes, disturbing, I know. All while the rape session was going on, there's a rap song playing in the background, and I remember thinking in the dream 'WTF?!'. so i woke up and as it turns out, my little sister was playing a Tupac song.

[nfjrinfkdnkfn]

Ah, I would love to wake up that way. Well, I've never woken up to anything weird before. I've fallen asleep in odd situations and woke up in just as odd of one because of where I was sleepiing, but never where something completely unexplainable was going on. I took a bunch of cough pills to get high, went to sleep, and woke up finally high and as soon as I stood up I puked. That was unexpected, and a bittersweet way to wake up. Blasted out of my mind puking into a garbage can. Then there was the totally suckass experience of going to sleep next to my boyfriend, waking up and he wasn't there anymore. He was in the living room smoking a joint. He couldn't at least cuddle with me for a while before he went and got high. That was lovely.

[x_Hamlet_x]

I was camping and woke up in the middle of the night hearing that someone is peeing on my tent -.-

[FullMetalOsaka]

I love to take naps, and I also have a pet snake (Camelia), who I feed on Saturdays. If I fall asleep on saturday without feeding Camelia, my little sister will get her out and try to get her to crawl into my ear (she's too big, don't worry) to remind me to feed her.

[Super 9-Volt]

MY MOM RICKROLLED ME ONCE! crying

[anime_girl10]

About six years ago (?) I woke up to my puppy, at the time, licking the INSIDE of my nose. It was really weird but I could breathe after that, so I was happy, lol.

Last month I let my (four year old) sister sleep in my room. I woke up at like four in the morning and I hadn't even moved yet and she just starts talking. So I looked over and saw her just standing there looking at me and talking. I told her to lay down and go to bed and she did, haha.

This Monday I was at my boyfriend's and we where cuddling in his bed until his mom told him to do the dishes. So he told me to stay there and he'd be right back, etc. Well I tried to go to sleep but there was too much noise in the house, so I couldn't. So I faked it, just to see what he would do. [The last time I faked it was when my mom had went into labor with my sister and my granny had came over to watch us until it was time to go to school, she had started talking to me while she thought I was asleep and it was just like "WTF?!" lol.] While he came back and not knowing if I was asleep or not, just sat there watching me (I could fell him) before trying to move my hair (fail lol) and wraped an arm around me but not all up on me so if I tried to move I guess. Well I don't really remember why but I just started laughing so I opened my eyes for a second before closing them and rolling over so he couldn't see my face. xD

[Trillium]

akane-chan65

Probably my neighbors kid staring at me while I slept.
I woke up and was like,"wtf?"

Were you asleep in the driveway??

My dad woke me up while we were on a camping trip thinking there was a bear wandering our site. I was about 13, and it scared the hell out of me. "Trill, Trill! Don't make too much noise, I think there's a bear outside!"

[g o l d e n_g r e a s e r]

One time I woke up in the middle of the night and started rubbing my eyes. I didn't wash my makeup from the day before so I thought my eyes were itchy and crusty from the old eyeliner. No, I woke up the next morning and couldn't get my eyes open So i started hollering at my best friend and he said "Glory Ericka your eyes are crusted shut!" so we had to sit there for like five minutes peeling off the crust. It turns out I had double eye infections, most disgusting experience ever.

[Murasaki_Wolf]

my friend had a birthday party and i got so high and drunk. then i passed out in her sisters room. the door was left unlocked. when i woke up i barely remembered anything. my memories came back the day after or 2. so the first thing i saw when i woke up wat my belt was undone and there was a bra, $20, and a camera. i was like "what the ******** did i do last night!?"

[Dr_Phish]

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Call Me Apple

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This

On my forehead.

I would have died.

I thought it was hair (my bangs) and brushed it off...
when I heard it fall on the floor and realized what it was, I proceeded to have a mini freak out gonk

Maybe you were keeping it warm, it loved you.

sad Well it sure didn't love me when I crushed it with the hilt of my sword
emo my sandal wasn't hard enough to smoosh it's hard exoskeleton

[maddymeep]

I woke up to my ipod... which doesn't sound weird, but in my case it was. I had taken my iPod off my ears to go to sleep. I even took a 30-second phone video of me putting it next to my bed on my nightstand. Then when I woke up, music was playing, through ear buds on my iPod. I had been alone that night so nobody else put it there. That beats sleep talking by far rofl

[Dr_Phish]

maddymeep

I woke up to my ipod... which doesn't sound weird, but in my case it was. I had taken my iPod off my ears to go to sleep. I even took a 30-second phone video of me putting it next to my bed on my nightstand. Then when I woke up, music was playing, through ear buds on my iPod. I had been alone that night so nobody else put it there. That beats sleep talking by far rofl

O.O creepy
why'd you take a video of you putting it on the nightstand, though?
were you expecting weird things were going on in your house?