Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[She-Claimed-War]

My fiance a few weeks ago woke me up about 3am. He was holding his pillow and talking to it... kissing it softly XD
After I woke him up, he told me he thought it was me haha.

[SinisterNyx]

Yoshumz

My friends jacking off in front of eachother. I know theyre dating, and theyre gay, but do it somewhere where I'm not taking my naps.

AHhahHAhahHA, that's great xd

[Lord Bourbon of Neux]

When i was staying at my girlfriends she has two single beds pushed together making a double bed, i woke up at 4am stuck down the middle of them wondering where the hell i was.

[webgrunt]

Hitting the floor. I fell out of bed. And no, I wasn't drinking.

[Vampire Cup]

webgrunt

Hitting the floor. I fell out of bed. And no, I wasn't drinking.

Are you alright? You're getting too old to keep doing that.

[Electronic Hipnotic]

I woke up tied to a bed in my ex-best friend Mikes house. ^^
For you see, he had drugged and raped me the night before~
Isn't life great? :3


( And yes, that was sarcasm... )

[arcky]

One time I woke up and was like, owww.. my head. Then I rolled over and there was a boy in my bed. I jumped up, he rolled over and also looked really confused. Then we laid there and discussed who we were and what we remembered from last night. (We hadn't slept together, thank god. We just ended up passing out as soon as we hit the bed.)

This is what happens when you basically live next door to the bar.

[webgrunt]

Vampire Cup

webgrunt

Hitting the floor. I fell out of bed. And no, I wasn't drinking.

Are you alright? You're getting too old to keep doing that.

rofl rofl LOL! No, that happened when I was really young, probably around 7 or 8 years old. Haven't done it since. smile

[DayDreams19]

I woke up to see my sisters hampster sitting in the middle of my room staring at me.
It was quite creepy.

[S a n r i o s]

Well I've woken up to cat pee in my bed before. O_o

[SAMANFA]

Recently, I was at a party. It was wiiillld. There was alchohol, and my friend got drunk. I didn't drink, but I just crashed on the couch.
Well, I woke up with my hung-over buddy, Josh, sleeping on top of me.
So ******** weird.

[bekkah-xcore]

Mortuus Spiritus

I woke up yesterday to my mom shaking me awake and asking if the dogs had been incubated enough. She was still a little drugged up from having dental work done though.Weird...

i just cried from laughing at that

[Candypants Cunningham]

we went on this trip and we were in barracks and i woke up in the middle of the night to see my friend standing next to my bunk staring and pointing at me... she then turned around and went to bed..it was weird O.o

[unicorn p00p]

I woke up to my mum staring at me. I think I was 10 at the time. I started crying.

[IntellectualParadox]

When we were camping, I woke up with a complete strangers crotch in my face...

But I guess the wierdest would be when my room was being painted, and I had to sleep in my brothers room. He let me sleep in his bunk bed, and he slept on the futon because he was smaller. I woke up at 4am to him goin "Becky? Becky?! Can you turn on the light? I'm stuck under the futon..."
Turned out he had fallen off the futon, and wriggled under it in his sleep. When he woke up, he didn't know how he got there or how to get out.