Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[Shima Shinji]

Hearing about what I've said in my sleep.

It goes from me taking care of the "ponties" which apparently are things that overhang, to having to kill fans.

[Call Me Apple]

Shima Shinji

Hearing about what I've said in my sleep.

It goes from me taking care of the "ponties" which apparently are things that overhang, to having to kill fans.

Haha.

Once my husband turned to me in his sleep and said "If we dont run faster, we wont catch the colours" I was stunned and thought he was awake x3

People who talk in their sleep are amusing.

[Freddus]

I once had a very peculiar dream that I was standing in our backyard, with one of Mum's climbing roses blowing in the wind and bashing me in the face. I woke to find that the cat was hungry, and he was whacking my nose with his paw. All his claws out, too. Ouch.

[appleworm_18]

i woke up with gum stuck to my hair...>.> my sister stuck it on so that i could shave my hair off

[Fugacious Pi]

I woke up yesterday to my mom shaking me awake and asking if the dogs had been incubated enough. She was still a little drugged up from having dental work done though.Weird...

[Tute Sweet]

A complete stranger's arse, and a sea of sleeping bodies.

There was a huge house party, and afterwards people just kind of went to sleep on the floor. In my drunken haze, I must have found something soft to lay my head on... the bum of a guy who was sleeping on his front.

I wasn't the worst, though. One of my friends woke up (after the same party) on the lawn with his arms dangling in the pond... which had vomit floating in it, presumably his own.

[Naynram Ukir]

Umbra_The_PsYcHo

Well when I was younger I had 2 cats, well I fell asleep and they would usaully sleep on my bed with me, then in the morning I woke up... and I felt something licking my belly button, and it was my little kitty resting on my tummy licking me XD it was so cute!

This reminds me of the weirdest way I've woken up. One of my cats, Mallow wakes me up if she's stuck in the room with me for too long or without food. She jumps on my chest, meows and then pokes me in the face multiple times with her paws until I wake up. Gets pretty annoying, especially if I'd only been sleeping for 4 hours. So I make sure to let her out before I go to sleep.

[Bloodstained-Snow]

Hm that has to be either a cat on my head and headbutting me, or my boyfriend giving me oral.

[Verdelet Affinity]

I woke up with my cat walking on my chest... it was cute biggrin

[Sephina]

I woke up one morning, and opened my bedroom door to find blood all over the hallway, and bits and pieces of mice everywhere, a head here, a tail there, a small bitty leg in another place. Apparently the cat was protecting me from the 'evil mice' in my house. Was something I definitely didn't want to see first thing in the morning.

[X3_W1CK3D_X3]

waking up and my girl friend just had her girl thingy on the bed kinda scared me eek

[Jumps the Gun]

My then-lover going down on me.

[TAY is twisted]

I've woken up to my girlfriend on top of me making out with me in her sleep. When I woke up she rolled back over and started snoring. Very dissapointing, if I do say so.

[Lord Excelsior XI]

This noise.