Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[Dudironimis]

random girl at the party giving me a b*****b

[eye_of_water]

My former best friend, Claudia. Oh, MAN, she looked so weird in the morning. It was my 15th birthday and I hope she wasn't doing weird suff to me while I was asleep.

[teacupsue]

Buttsex.

Well, I wasn't asleep. I was still trying to sleep. My boyfriend nudged me and wanted a**l. I just thought "******** it" and let him go for it. Up until we turned the lights on (he was having trouble sticking it in) he thought he was dreaming xD. Anyway, it was a pleasant wake up ;D. But it required more lubrication D:! Now we have it with us at all times just in case XP.

[Makota Is Rawr]

I Was Spending The Night At My Friends House And Woke Up To See His Dog Just Standing There Staring At Me. His Dogs Hate Me So I Was A Little Creeped Out O:

[Violet Fog]

My boyfriend used to talk in his sleep a lot, that was always interesting to wake up to. He's quite philisophical while sleeping apparently.

[Syndactyly]

Something entering the Earth's atmosphere.

No s**t, something from Nasa came in over the Pacific Ocean close to the coast a few years ago, shook the roof of my house and woke me up. Everyone else was awake and knew what it was and it was being talked about on the news as it was happening.

That's right, my story is WAY cooler than yours. cool

Oh, and I don't know why people think being woken up by sex is weird. I think you just want to share your sex stories, and that's fine, but I woke my ex up with buttsecks all the time (and it got on her nerves, lol).

[Crumpet Strumpet]

Spent the night at a very....peculiar friends house.

Woke up at 3am with his hand in my hair while his girlfriend was on top of him doing 'the nasty'.

Haven't stayed over there since.

[Vampire Cup]

Syndactyly

Something entering the Earth's atmosphere.

No s**t, something from Nasa came in over the Pacific Ocean close to the coast a few years ago, shook the roof of my house and woke me up. Everyone else was awake and knew what it was and it was being talked about on the news as it was happening.

That's right, my story is WAY cooler than yours. cool

Oh, and I don't know why people think being woken up by sex is weird. I think you just want to share your sex stories, and that's fine, but I woke my ex up with buttsecks all the time (and it got on her nerves, lol).

Were you like "Oh s**t... UFO, UFO?" Right as you woke up?

[ChaoticKev]

Seeing my cousin rubbing butter on his nuts and saying "Yes Yes Yes". Yeaaaa it was weird.

[Dr_Phish]

Call Me Apple

Dr_Phish

This

On my forehead.

I would have died.

I thought it was hair (my bangs) and brushed it off...
when I heard it fall on the floor and realized what it was, I proceeded to have a mini freak out gonk

[Feminist Barbie]

When my alarm goes off it's on the radio not the annoying beeping noise. So I'll get woken up by something new everyday. Today I awoke to a debate about video games, but I was only half awake so I had a dream that went along with the radio.

[Dr_Phish]

Feminist Barbie

When my alarm goes off it's on the radio not the annoying beeping noise. So I'll get woken up by something new everyday. Today I awoke to a debate about video games, but I was only half awake so I had a dream that went along with the radio.

: D that's happened to my sister and I
she heard my uncle snoring and dreamed of a TV on a blank fizzy static channel

I took a nap while it was raining pretty hard and dreamed Satan was shaking my bed
: D

[Call Me Apple]

c_riss0

random girl at the party giving me a b*****b

Raise your hand if you believe this.... rolleyes

[Happiimilk]

☆。ღ ドナテッラの吉舎店ღ。☆

I woke up this morning with a cat's nose right next to my eye so I flipped out thinking it was a spider and fell on the dog's crate.
gonk
Pain.

☆。ღ ドナテッラの吉舎店ღ。☆

[Vampire Cup]

Dr_Phish

Call Me Apple

Dr_Phish

This

On my forehead.

I would have died.

I thought it was hair (my bangs) and brushed it off...
when I heard it fall on the floor and realized what it was, I proceeded to have a mini freak out gonk

Maybe you were keeping it warm, it loved you.