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Post: 55901703_31 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:53:35 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:53:35 +0000

My dog inches away from my face staring right at me.

He licked my nose.

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Post: 55901703_32 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:01:31 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:01:31 +0000

This

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On my forehead.

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Post: 55901703_33 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:04:10 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:04:10 +0000

Listening to my mum have an orgasm.

*shivers*

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Post: 55901703_34 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:08:13 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:08:13 +0000

I once woke up to my house being on fire.

Yeah.

That was a shitty day.

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Post: 55901703_35 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:08:33 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:08:33 +0000

Woke up to my dogs death. X(((((((((((((((((((((

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Post: 55901703_36 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:13:02 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:13:02 +0000

probably last summer, when there was an earthquake. haha. i was super sick, and at the exact moment the earthquake started i jotled awake SCREAMING. i didn't even know what was happening. i ran to my door and yelled for my mom, asking what was going on. haha.

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Post: 55901703_37 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:16:20 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:16:20 +0000

I woke up to my cat puking on my feet. Lols.

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Post: 55901703_38 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:21:11 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:21:11 +0000

My little and older brother on my birthday decided it would be funny to wake me up and then give me my birthday beatings while I was half asleep.

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Post: 55901703_39 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:49:48 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:49:48 +0000

A toss between waking up with leaves and sticks in my bed (like half a small tree), and waking up to find I was receiving oral sex. The second one is more awesome then weird, but it was still a bit confusing (for the record it was from the girl I was dating at the time).

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Post: 55901703_40 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:53:16 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:53:16 +0000

I had been having an...ahem, "erotic" dream involving a crush, and I woke up to find I had been licking my own hand the entire time.

I creep myself out.

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Post: 55901703_41 created on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:57:34 +0000
Posted: Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:57:34 +0000

Once we let our house open to a family who was friends with my mum.
It was the mum, her 3 sons, and 2 daughters...Oh hell rolleyes

One morning I woke up, and all 3 of the boys (late teens) were sitting around my bed. I was started and blurted "What in the ******** are you doing in my bedroom?" They were like "We're hungry"

16-19 years old, you'd think they could work a toaster...Sheesh.

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