Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[Astrolyptic]

You know that song by MIA, "Paper Planes" or whatever it's called? There's gunshots in it.

Anyway, I was drunk for the first time in my life and passed out at a party, but the song came on hella loud, so all of a sudden I hear gunshots and wake up. But as that was the first time I had ever heard the song, I thought there was a drive-by shooting going on since our city has a lot of gang violence problems. But I was just like, "Oh, they're shooting at the house, but it's okay because I'm laying down," and I went back to sleep. I didn't care, lol. My friend who was hosting the party was freaking out though, and I vaguely remember hearing her, and then hearing the song get cut off because she was drunk and crazy. xd

And sometimes I've awoken to find a hat on my head. Not weird persay, but it makes me angry for no apparent reason, lol.

[Rainabow]

Awww, I don't have a funny story like you guys. =(
Or maybe...
Oh yeah, there was a small earthquake and my bed was moving.
I didn't know it was an earthquake so I said to my sister "Stop moving my bed?!"
And she said "What?! No, you!"
And my dad was on the toilet at the time and he was like "...Okay, my doodoo wasn't THAT big?!"
Okay, I lied about the last part.

[chemistry-is-neat]

I woke up with my cat laying on my chest. As soon as the cat noticed i was awake, he ran off.

The only thing weirder than that was when I woke up in my sister's room. I guess I sleptwalked into her room, climbed into her bed, and shoved her out of her bed. We were both really little. Thenext morning, I was really confused and she was pissed.

[Angels0nAcid]

Wake, Bake, Go Outside, Come Back In... Where the ******** is my xbox? (Stolen) ********!

[Vampire Cup]

My first period.

I'm a guy.

[Decepti]

My friend's little brother licking at my feet.

[her squishy]

well one time around halloween me, my sister, and my bro all woke up to blood curdling scream from out side our house.

we looked outside expecting to see a girl getting stabbed to death, but nothing. and the next day no blood, no body, no cops, no breaking news story so we thought maybe someone was playing a joke, but no efing way trust me u could not fake a scream like that. plus we thought our house at the time was haunted, so maybe it was our imagination but all three of us heard it. so wtf???

so anyway yah, i woke up to a blood curdling scream ounce.

[Tonality]

My cat pooped in my bed : ( That was a terrible, terrible morning.

[Cuddly Koneko]

D=
My mom woke up to doggie puke when she rolled over into it.

I woke up to two dogs having a death brawl right over top of me
I screamed...
o____o

[C-41]

I was like six, sleeping over at a friend's house.
I woke up to find my friend's cat was crawling over my neck,
and he slipped and almost slit my throat.

I had a huge gash across my neck for a while afterwards. D:



Still love kitties, though.

[Cuddly Koneko]

C-41

I was like six, sleeping over at a friend's house.
I woke up to find my friend's cat was crawling over my neck,
and he slipped and almost slit my throat.

I had a huge gash across my neck for a while afterwards. D:



Still love kitties, though.

Scary.

[MercyWild]

I woke up to the fire department beating down my roommate's bedroom door. It was like 3 am, and his friend was over and had been in the bedroom alone when he had a seizure that caused him to fall against the door. My roommate didn't want to bother myself or my fiance, so he didn't bother waking us, just called 911, so we woke up to the fire department in our apartment beating on the other door.

[Felicitystar]

This was a few weeks ago.

Well my boyfriend and I went to a get together and got pretty drunk.

We invited our friend over so she wouldn't have to sleep on the floor at the apartment where the get together was.

When my boyfriend, me and friend arrive my boyfriend says he'll sleep on the couch (he's such a gentleman) X3 so my friend and I go to bed.

A few hours later I wake up to the movement of my friend moving a lot...then I notice that the bed is wet...We don't have a water bed.

XD My friend had peed in her sleep. It was awesomely funny...

[miO - chann]

seeing my dog humping my teddy bear.. eek
>.>
i was like "wtef is he doin?"
and he was making dis weird noises...
>w<
ahhh puppy lovee... 3nodding