Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[Romereloh]

An earthquake. In Illinois, that's pretty strange.

Also, feeling something touch me at night, only to realize that it was my completely numb arm hitting my side : o

[Syndactyly]

Vampire Cup

Syndactyly

Something entering the Earth's atmosphere.

No s**t, something from Nasa came in over the Pacific Ocean close to the coast a few years ago, shook the roof of my house and woke me up. Everyone else was awake and knew what it was and it was being talked about on the news as it was happening.

That's right, my story is WAY cooler than yours. cool

Oh, and I don't know why people think being woken up by sex is weird. I think you just want to share your sex stories, and that's fine, but I woke my ex up with buttsecks all the time (and it got on her nerves, lol).

Were you like "Oh s**t... UFO, UFO?" Right as you woke up?

I thought something hit the roof of the house.

[slysnake]

I have another story, just remembered it:

It was about 3 in the morning and my chihuahua was still a puppy when he was crying for whatever reason, so I took him to my bed and we fell alsleep. Later on when I woke up, I felt a round thing near my feet and I was rolling it around, with my feet, trying to figure it out what it was. Turns out, my dog took a s**t in my bed and the round thing was his ball of turd. stressed scream Argh! I was so pissed, and to this day I will not let him near my bed.

[Spider2191]

I woke up on my back in a parking lot after a long night of drinking.... i couldnt find my car and i never found my pants lol

[8 tailed snake miu]

mines not that weird but.... i woke up and turned over and fell off my bed. I landed in the garbage can.

[a bad case of infatuation]

Guess This Movie: "YOU GOTTA TRY THIS POLE!"


A five y/o boy trying to ******** me.




They'd love to see me fall, but I'm already on my back.

[Cannibalistic Crow]

I slept over a family members house before and they had a pet Opossum, I woke up with it nibbling on my nose. It scared me, but it was of great amusment for the next day.

I have woken up to my cousins dragging me half asleep outside in the rain and locking me out.

I can also recall a instance when a friend of my sisters slept over and she had a crush on me. The next morning I woke up to her in my bed with her in her underwear staring at me, she then said the phrase "Was it as good for you as it was me?" I just turned over and went back to sleep. They later told me they had planned it out and was trying to scare me.

I woke up once to my brother holding a pillow over my face. When he took it off he said "I wasn't going to kill you, your my baby brother"

That is all I can think of.