Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[A N D J L A N D]

Yoshumz

My friends jacking off in front of eachother. I know theyre dating, and theyre gay, but do it somewhere where I'm not taking my naps.

hot..

redface

[Frozen Flames Never Die]

I crashed at a friends birthday party after everyone fell asleep, when I woke up I was the first one up, I saw about sixty balloons surrounding me....I nearly screamed. There where no balloons in the room when I fell asleep, and I have a slight fear of balloons....Don't ask. I swear those balloons where trying to kill me in my sleep.

[XxsparklesofdoomxX]

If you read ahead, your special wish will come true...

I stayed up late to watch The Dark Knight on HBO when I fell asleep towards the end. When I woke up at 4AM, they were showing the "History of Porn".

Nothing happened? Oh well, sucks for you.

[SmugsyQuinn]

Tap Mai Dragons!


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I woke up to my 'Masters', ya know, in my face.
He was like, "Morning sunshine."
Not like I didn't like it, just surprized me.

~~~The Childs Mind

[Hairy Testicles]

I woke up in a dream. As soon as I woke up, I punched something in my dream, and I punched the wall so hard my knuckles started to bleed, then I laughed my a** off. My grandma was laughing too.

[[Sexy Cookie]]

When I woke up while I was very young, I think maybe 7 I awoke to a wet bed. 4 or 5 years later I found out that my sister put water on my bed to make me think that I pissed myself.

[Undyr Wurld]

My cat humping my head.

[Yuki_Windira]

I woke up to a viewing of old ladies in panties once,this was at summer camp.Yeah,what a way to start the morning.x-x

[-Karma Butterfly-]

Achiba

This morning I woke up involved in a make out session.

It was definitely weird and confusing. I share a room with my best guy friend and we both fell asleep in my bed last night. At about 6am I woke up to find he had pulled me close and we were making out. He woke up at about the same time and was just as confused as I was. Neither of us remembers who started it, but it's not like we were complaining. We kept going for quite a while and then fell asleep again until we had to get up for class. It was fun and has made for an interesting conversation topic and lots of jokes all day.

So... your experiences?

My boyfriend did the same exact thing to me a few months back. xd

The only other time I can think of is about a year ago. I was fast asleep and I had woken up to my kitten laying right next to me on my pillow, purring loudly in my ear. It was adorable. heart

~Gigi was here~ heart

[An Atrocious Story]

Hammering. 1) my mum nailing a mirror above my head. I don't know why. 2) my cousin redoing the roof above my bedroom at six AM. rolleyes Cousins are evil.

[RawrPip-]

my cat staring at my proper close up D:

[Inactive_lame]

Miss Diction

AiiDs c a k e_

Woke up taking it from behind.
Worst. Experience. Ever.
I top, kthxbai.

The weirdest thing you've woken up to,
not the most traumatizing D:

;n;
Regardless of how horrid it was, it was still pretty weird.
He states I asked him to do it, to this day.
/would never
:I;;;

[BellicoseMaid]

I don't wanna know the goddamn words
I don't wanna have to spell it out
Don't wanna mumble what i'm trying to say

✖I WANNA SCREAM IT FROM MY FOAMING MOUTH...✖

I had spent a week at my brother's place,
unfortunately they were doing a bunch of construction work on his apartment building that week.
One of the mornings I woke up to one of the guys staring at me through the window.
gonk what the hell.

✖...SHOOT OUT THE LIGHTS AND RIDE AWAY✖

[Qlyvish]

I was sleeping at my friends house and a friend of mine just walks in while i'm sleeping and starts saying kitty kat. i wake up to him saying that. then he puts a blanket over me and says go back to sleep. wtf

[Corrupted-Glitch]

Ooh, one time I woke up with my three kittens sleeping around my face. It was so cute whee