Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[Peanetty Goodness]

When it was getting colder my parents had our camper in our driveway.I used to sleep in there with my little brother on weekends for fun. One morning I woke up and the neighbor boy was looking over the counter and staring down at me while I slept. He had picked the lock and let himself in. XP

I had a similar situation later on. I was sleeping out on my patio in a sleeping bag. I woke up to another neighbor boy staring down at me.

The weirdest thing I have possibly waken up to was when someone tried to blow up my mom's car. Ended up catching the thing on fire when the clothe shoved into the gas tank went out. They threw a body of some flammable liquid inside and caught the whole car on fire. I woke up to neighbors surrounding my house and lights from cop cars and fire engines.

[Chocobofan4]

I once woke up with my hands around my neck, imitating the dream I was having.
Only in the dream I'm pretty sure it wasn't supposed to be my neck gonk

[Ooh Pretty Colors]

I suppose the weirdest for me was waking up wondering why my mouth was on fire. My sister thought it was funny to put Tabasco sauce in my mouth while I was asleep. She was amused as I stood there repeatedly rinsing my mouth out with water with no clue as to why my mouth was on fire. >.>

[BTVSlayer]

The weirdest thing i've woken up to is a cat sitting on my chest, just staring at me.

[Oogie Boogie Girl]

An Orgasm. Seriously.
It was awesome.

[m0rtl]

Hmm..
Well a couple weeks ago i was half asleep, and my phone started vibrating.. But i thought it was a mosquito... so i slapped myself in the face.. really really hard... D:

[laurenwithoutsound]

I woke up once to my childhood monkey puppet under the covers with me, thought it was my cat at first. i swear it wasnt there when i fell asleep because i'm scared of puppets now D:

guess my mom must have found it and put it there for a laugh.

[kitkati]

I was sleeping at a friend's place and I woke up to her cat headbutting me...

It's not as interesting as your stories but it was pretty weird.

[Inactive_lame]

I've had a few, all equally odd.

In my Junior year of Highschool I slept over at my friend Jake's house, him and I slept in the same bed.
Woke up to him and his sister having sex, in the bed, under the same covers as myself, next to me.
That was a bit strange.
[Half sister, or step, or something. I didn't ask questions, I just rolled out of the bed and left.]

Woke up taking it from behind.
Worst. Experience. Ever.
I top, kthxbai.

My Sophmore year of Highschool I was home schooled, but still hung out with my schooled friends. I went to an overnighter and me and this guy fell asleep together. Woke up and him and I were covered in spaghetti o's.

:I

[Goawayih8u]

Peanut Butter was splattered all over my room. whee

[Panther King Decari]

British Tourettes

An iguana. They were known to escape from their cage, run around the house, and eventually go back to their cage for food and water. One day the iguana decided to go into my room, climb my bed, and share a pillow with me. It scared the crap out of me at first until I realized what it was. He got freaked too and ran for it.

xd Your iguana was probably contemplating murder while he was there chillin' out on your pillow. He was thinking of the best way to get his teeth into your throat. Either that, or he was enjoying the warmth of your body heat on the pillow, and got freaked out when you suddenly jerked awake and made his escape.

[Miss Diction]

That ******** Berries and Cream starburst commercial.

[Miss Diction]

AiiDs c a k e_

Woke up taking it from behind.
Worst. Experience. Ever.
I top, kthxbai.

The weirdest thing you've woken up to,
not the most traumatizing D: