Weirdest thing you've woken up to?

[Achiba]

This morning I woke up involved in a make out session.

It was definitely weird and confusing. I share a room with my best guy friend and we both fell asleep in my bed last night. At about 6am I woke up to find he had pulled me close and we were making out. He woke up at about the same time and was just as confused as I was. Neither of us remembers who started it, but it's not like we were complaining. We kept going for quite a while and then fell asleep again until we had to get up for class. It was fun and has made for an interesting conversation topic and lots of jokes all day.

So... your experiences?

[akioni jae]

hearing my grandparents having sex.

gonk

[Yahwehsucksmydick]

Nothing to out of the ordinary for me. But I guess the wierdest thing was when I woke up with a chick in a bed a slept in at this persons house cause he had a party. But she was revolting and unnattractive, and I was like "oh god I hope we didn't have sex" because I got really drunk. I still don't know to this day if I did. Oh well.

My friend though woke up to something really messed up. He woke up to one of his best guy friends jacking him off. So the guy was jacking my friend off. My friend flipped out and ran outta the house. They still don't talk to this day, and we all stay away from this guy now.

[Umbra_The_PsYcHo]

Well when I was younger I had 2 cats, well I fell asleep and they would usaully sleep on my bed with me, then in the morning I woke up... and I felt something licking my belly button, and it was my little kitty resting on my tummy licking me XD it was so cute!

[Dolce Rogue]

akioni jae

hearing my grandparents having sex.

gonk

Same here... ew.

[Another Savior]

Kilowatt from the movie Space Chimps...
I was at my friends' place and I fell asleep on the couch, and I woke up to Kilowatt screaming or whatever the hell that weird noise is that she makes.

[Grotesque Panties]

Probably my neighbors kid staring at me while I slept.
I woke up and was like,"wtf?"

[Hello Kalmari]

A nun with a skull face and a bloody knife.
xD
My mom used to have the most epic Halloween costumes.

[Xixinn]

My Hubby trying to put his thing in my mouth because he though I was awake.

[Katarra Bloodstone]

My chihuahua. My ten year old chihuahua.

Bug-eyed, fuzzy muzzled, and bad-breathed. Right in front of my nose.

I'd never screamed before, upon awakening. Now I have.

[British Tourettes]

An iguana. They were known to escape from their cage, run around the house, and eventually go back to their cage for food and water. One day the iguana decided to go into my room, climb my bed, and share a pillow with me. It scared the crap out of me at first until I realized what it was. He got freaked too and ran for it.

[Yoshumz]

My friends jacking off in front of eachother. I know theyre dating, and theyre gay, but do it somewhere where I'm not taking my naps.

[Smudged_Makeup]

Cat food in my bed is what I woke up to one day.
The door was close the entire night, and there was no cat food in my bed when I went to sleep that night.

Effing Cat Ninjas.

I've also woken up to my cat dumping garden rocks on my head.

Effing Cat Ninjas.

[psycho0ward]

waking up at 1 in the morning and hearing my parents bed creaking for a five to ten minutes while i sit in the living with their bedroom just over me disturbing eek eek talk2hand

[Lilithanya]

My friend's cat Audrey licking my face at about three or four in the morning, followed by her nephew Oddie attacking and nomming on my toes. Oddie is short for Odysseus and yes he is a cat.