The stoner achievements, how many have you done?

[Kaleb x_x]

I don't know how I went through this whole thing, probably cause I'm high.. but these are all the ones I've done I deleted the ones I haven't.. I'm gonna go to bed now my contacts are dry! xD

*Have Weed, Will Travel - Travel to another town exclusively for weed.
* EZ Baked - Make weed cookies/brownies.
* Flying Ninja - Smoke outside on a roof or awning at night.
* Day Walker - Smoke outside in public during the day.
* Pearls Before Swine - Successfully conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is in the vicinity.
* Rehab - Successfully take 3 shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing.
* One Ring to Rule Them All - Blow a perfect smoke ring.
* Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need.
* Friends with Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time.
* Arctic Fires - Smoking Northern Lights.
* Rugged Smoker - Take and smoke with you on a hiking trip/camping trip/etc.
* The Sloth - Wake up, wake and bake, and any time you sense you are getting less stoned, you get high again, or just keep getting higher and higher all day. You sit around and watch TV or eat things, and it is not permitted to go outside unless it is only on your porch or into your backyard.
* The Joker - You and your friends laugh so hard you can't take a hit for more than a minute.
* Employee of the Month - Smoking up while at work.
* True Hotboxer - Hot-boxing in a sauna/steam-room (shower not allowed) then getting out and feeling the "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
* MacGyver - Create a smoking device using only household materials.
* Michael Phelps - Swim in a pool while high.
* Henry David Thoreau - Smoke away from civilization in nature.
* The Ladies' Man - Smoke out 2 or more girls at once without any other guys there. (male achievement)
* Groovy - Listen to only 60's music while blazing.
* Humble Pie - Corner the bowl when offered greens.
* Han Solo - Enjoy a relaxed night smoking by yourself.
* Nostalgic - Re-discover a childhood joy while high.
* Carl Sagan - Stargaze while stoned out of your gourd.
* Boy Meets World - Successfully move out of your parents house without them ever catching you smoking.
* Spielberg - Form an entire movie plot in your head while stoned.
* MOVE THAT BUS! - Decorate a room while high.
* HIGH, FAMILY! - Go to a family reunion blazed.
* Lol Wut* - Go to a drama/adventure/romance movie in theaters completely blazed.
* The Cat's Meow - Smoke out a cat successfully.
* Lucky! - Find some bud you didn't know you [still] had and smoke it.
* The Collector - Collect at least 10 pieces.
* Smart Shopping - Go impulse shopping while baked.
* Boxed Out - Without smoking get high in a hot boxed area.
* Dedicated Few - Smoke with a group of few friends for 4 months straight every day.
* Zombie - Become so baked that your motor skills are completely dismissed.
* Finish the Plate - Pack a bowl with all the available weed you have.
* Crowd Pleaser - Out hit everyone you smoke with.
* Conquistador - Do something you normally would be too scared to do high.
* Every Man for Himself - Everyone gets there own weed and they smoke together each having their own individual joint, blunt, bong,piece to smoke out of.
* Executive Suite - Smoke in a swanky hotel room.
* Apple of Eden - Smoke out of an apple.
* Like Father Like Son - Smoke out a parent.
* Mona Lisa Overdrive - Get blazed on the highway while driving.
* Medic - Smoke out a sick friend/family member.
* Ground Control - Help out a friend who gets too blitzed.
* Tin man - Use tin foil in a homemade piece.
* American Beauty - Smoke with a friend's parent.
* The Italian Job - Eat an entire large pizza by yourself while high.
* Chemical Warfare - Smoke a bowl from a gas mask hooked up to a bong.
* Big Lebowski - Go bowling with friends when high.
* Mike Mulligan - Dig up some greens in what was thought to be a finished bowl.
* Raise and Blaze Weekdays - Wake and bake every day for a week.
* In Soviet Russia - Burn or singe yourself while trying to light a bowl.
* SHAZAM! - Smoke in a lightning storm.
* The Chosen Few - Form a close clique of pot smoking friends.
* Christopher Columbus – Smoke out at a campfire.
* Down, boy! - Get a pet cat, dog, or other mammal high using second-hand smoke.
* I Don't Even... - Smoke from something made of at least 6 feet of tape.
* Taste Buds - Take a mouth bong hit.
* Need a Light? - Hold the flame over someone else's bowl for them.
* Eyes Open Toked - Take a hit with your eyes open for the first time.
* Glass Tax - Smoke from a glass pipe.
* Neuton's Law - Smoke from a Gravity bong.
* Chong Would be Proud - Smoke from a bong.
* A Canon! - Smoke from a Steam Roller.
* Not so Green Now! - Buy weed from a dealer without ANY assistance from friends.
* Medieval Times - Buy some weed with coins only.
* Feels Good Man - Have sex while high.
* Kick It Up a Notch - Cook something while baked.
* Respect Your Elders - Smoke out someone older than you.
* Hide in Plain Sight - Smoke in a public place.
* “How Much for the Ape*” - Buy something you don’t need because you’re stoned.
* Starving Artist - Create a piece of art while blazed.
* Receding Hairline - Burn hair while taking a hit.
* Good to the Last Drop - Volunteer to take the last hit when offered.
* Fiendin' - Scrape all your pieces for resin.
* Squeezing Water from a Stone - Smoke a bowl of resin.
* Incoming! - Have a seed explode in a lit joint or blunt.
* Nostalgia - Rediscover a childhood joy while baked.
* Pay it Forward - Smoke out 2 people at the same time.
* Family Guy - Smoke weed with someone from your immediate family.
* Fire in the Hole! - Smoke from a bong without using ice or water
* A Friend with Weed - Smoke up 5 friends and get smoked up by five friends.
* Ghostbuster - Hold a hit for so long, you blow out no smoke.
* Apprentice Engineer - Make a bong out of things you find in your shed.
* Master Engineer - Make a bong out of things found only in your kitchen.
* Pwnerer - Beat all your friends at a video game while baked.
* Is There A Problem, Officer? - Talk to an officer of the law while high.
* Survivorman - Bake out a tent.
* Dude, Wheres my Food* - Successfully eat up all the food in your friends house while high.
* Lord of the Bongs - Own more than 5 different non-homemade pieces. Can be bongs, pipes, bubblers,etc.
* The Variety Show - Smoke at least 3 different strains of weed in one sitting.
* The Professor - Delivering a lecture while stoned.
* Cashed - Work an entire shift of your job high.
* Lost Odyssey - beat an RPG game while high
* Dial C for Chronic - Call your boss high and tell him you're too sick to come in

[Foxglow]

I has done these:

*Have Weed, Will Travel - Travel to another town exclusively for weed.
* EZ Baked - Make weed cookies/brownies.
* Flying Ninja - Smoke outside on a roof or awning at night.
* Day Walker - Smoke outside in public during the day.
* Pearls Before Swine - Successfully conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is in the vicinity.
* Determined - Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks.
* Perseverance - Complete a tolerance break of a month or more.
* Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need.
* Friends with Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time.
* Passing the Knowledge - Smoke before class.
* Keep it Tight - Roll a blunt that lasts 20+ minutes.
* The Mummy - Smoking a blunt without an outer leaf and use rolling papers instead. (May have - if I'm thinking correctly what an outer leaf is)
* Rugged Smoker - Take and smoke with you on a hiking trip/camping trip/etc.-Done
* The Sloth - Wake up, wake and bake, and any time you sense you are getting less stoned, you get high again, or just keep getting higher and higher all day. You sit around and watch TV or eat things, and it is not permitted to go outside unless it is only on your porch or into your backyard.
* The Joker - You and your friends laugh so hard you can't take a hit for more than a minute
* The Camberwell Carrot - Roll a joint utilizing no less than 12 papers.
* MacGyver - Create a smoking device using only household materials
* Henry David Thoreau - Smoke away from civilization in nature.
* DICKS EVERYWHERE - Smoke out 2 or more guys at once without any other girls there. (female achievement)
* Malcolm in the Middle - Be a middle man between your dealer and a friend.
* Down the Rabbit Hole - Watch Alice in Wonderland while stoned.
* Climb the Ladder - Meet your dealer's dealer.
* Han Solo - Enjoy a relaxed night smoking by yourself.
* Nostalgic - Re-discover a childhood joy while high.
* Carl Sagan - Stargaze while stoned out of your gourd.
* Boy Meets World - Successfully move out of your parents house without them ever catching you smoking.
* Spielberg - Form an entire movie plot in your head while stoned.
* John Wayne - Smoke at a scenic spot and watch the sunset.
* Toy Story - be high in a children's toy store.
* Norman Rockwell - Smoke before eating with the family.
* HIGH, FAMILY! - Go to a family reunion blazed.
* Lucky! - Find some bud you didn't know you [still] had and smoke it.
* Firefly - Use up a fresh lighter in a day by yourself.
* Smart Shopping - Go impulse shopping while baked.
* Boxed Out - without smoking get high in a hot boxed area.
* Zombie - Become so baked that your motor skills are completely dismissed.
* A Walk in the Park - Smoke a joint in a heavily populated park without getting caught.
* This is Happy* - Smoke till you can't feel feelings anymore.
* Crowd Pleaser - Out hit everyone you smoke with.
* Man of the Hour - Be the last person to come down.
* Conquistador - Do something you normally would be too scared to do high.
* Good Samaritan - Find weed in public. (in a parking lot, etc.)
* Ground Control - Help out a friend who gets too blitzed.
* Tin man - Use tin foil in a homemade piece.
* The Italian Job - Eat an entire large pizza by yourself while high.
* Straight to the floor - Fall asleep right after taking a hit.
* Raise and Blaze Weekdays - Wake and bake every day for a week.
* Battle of Wills - Smoke somebody out until they can't keep smoking.
* The Chosen Few - Form a close clique of pot smoking friends..
* Reefer Fiend - Smoked more than 10 joints in a day.
* Taste Buds - Take a mouth bong hit.
* Frasier - Smoke weed while drinking wine.
* Double-Jointed - Smoke a joint the size of two regular joints.
* Triple OG - Smoke a blunt while sipping hard liquor.
* Pocky - Smoke weed while watching a genuine Japanese anime.
* Glass Tax - Smoke from a glass pipe.
* Kingpin - Smoke a fat blunt.
* Chong Would be Proud - Smoke from a bong.
* Not so Green Now! - Buy weed from a dealer without ANY assistance from friends
* Higher Learning - Go to college lectures baked.
* Feels Good Man - Have sex while high.
* Kick It Up a Notch - Cook something while baked.
* Iron Chef - Cook a full meal for several people while baked.
* Respect Your Elders - Smoke out someone older than you.-Done
* Hide in Plain Sight - Smoke in a public place.
* “How Much for the Ape*” - Buy something you don’t need because you’re stoned.
* Diversify - Smoke in a circle with at least 5 people of different nationalities.
* Fiendin' - Scrape all your pieces for resin.-Done
* Duped - Pass the bong, and someone else unknowingly clears your stale hit.
* Nostalgia - Rediscover a childhood joy while baked.
* Factory Worker - Listen to Industrial music non-stop while high.
* Power Outage - Listen to acoustic music non-stop while high.
* Switch Hitter - Be so high that you accidentally hit the wrong side of the joint/blunt.
* Energizer Bunny - Listen, while high, to a fully-charged portable music player long enough that the batteries die but you do not fall asleep.
* Ghostbuster - Hold a hit for so long, you blow out no smoke.
* Master Engineer - Make a bong out of things found only in your kitchen.
* Intruder Alert - Smoke in someone's yard/house/shed that you do not know, without their permission.
* Pwnerer - Beat all your friends at a video game while baked.
* Hungry Man - Eat something with weed/hash in it then smoke weed stronger than the weed/hash you baked with.
* Dude, Wheres my Food* - Successfully eat up all the food in your friends house while high.
* Sacred Ground - Smoking weed in Amsterdam.
* Marathon Man - Spend 12 hours, awake on a single piece of furniture. Weed must be consumed, every hour, for all 12 hours.
* Lost Odyssey - beat an RPG game while high

[The zOMG Cutie]

Blitzkrieg Beauty

This is incredibly lame.

Stop making responsible pot-smokers look bad with stupid "accomplishments" that aren't accomplishments at all.

Quoted for truth
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Chief WinterTwWolf

Anyone ask you? No? Then shut up and troll elsewhere, f*****t.

Jesus this list is massive. In all honesty, I've done about 75-79% of whats on there. I'll have to go over it in detail a bit more...

Fail troll is fail.
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Now that the formalities are out of the way, smoking pot is not a game. You don't earn any awards for it, there's no achievement involved, it's just a luxury that those who enjoy it and can afford it partake in. I saw the topic and I thought maybe you were going to challenge us to roll bigger blunts or make creative pipes and bongs but most of what's on that list is just plain moronic. It's threads like this that make the non-pot smokers look at us like we're menaces to society. It's people that strive to do stuff on this list that make governments reconsider when they might've passed leniency in marijuana laws and make law enforcement officers crack down on pot smokers that have no interest in being this blatantly... well stupid.

I support our right to put whatever we want into our bodies but I don't support people acting like fools while doing so.