Real Life is NOT a Porno.

Porn:

is realistic.	1.4%	[ 2 ]
is NOT realistic.	53.6%	[ 74 ]
is hot, and I don't care if it's realistic or not.	33.3%	[ 46 ]
is something I have never watched.	11.6%	[ 16 ]
Total Votes:			[ 138 ]

[muletokV2]

Syndactyly

Mortok

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Mortok

OMG, my delusions have been shattered. And just in the nick of time. I was considering setting my house on fire but now I know I won't be getting gangbanged by firemen, there's no point. rolleyes

Shut up, virgin. talk2hand You haven't even attempted to have normal sex, let alone tentacle rape.

What does my being a virgin have to do with anything?

It has to do with everything. You have no sexual experience. This thread is clearly addressed to people who have sex lives. Your sarcasm was also very unbecoming, so I took a stab where it obviously hurts.

Sexual experience or lack thereof has absolutely nothing to do with it. One can be a virgin and still be knowledgeable about sexual practices. Please do not presume that just because your sexual education was obviously sub-par, that all of us were as equally uninformed as you must've been in order to feel the need to make this thread.

[muletokV2]

atomic_energy

not every single porn video is of huge breasted blondes being ******** by Ron Jeremy. very few are these days.

No surprises there. Have you SEEN Ron Jeremy lately? gonk

[Blackrose_Knight]

I love you.

Also add to the hentai section, girls do not glitter/sparkle when they achieve orgasm (but damnitt that would be cool, or get glitters in my partners eyes....)

[Blitzkrieg Beauty]

Syndactyly

Mortok

Syndactyly

Mortok

OMG, my delusions have been shattered. And just in the nick of time. I was considering setting my house on fire but now I know I won't be getting gangbanged by firemen, there's no point. rolleyes

Shut up, virgin. talk2hand You haven't even attempted to have normal sex, let alone tentacle rape.

What does my being a virgin have to do with anything?

It has to do with everything. You have no sexual experience. This thread is clearly addressed to people who have sex lives. Your sarcasm was also very unbecoming, so I took a stab where it obviously hurts.

Virgins can still have ideas, both right and wrong, about sex.

When it comes to thinking real sex and porn are the same thing, you don't really need experience to know they're different.

[atomic_energy]

Blackrose_Knight

I love you.

Also add to the hentai section, girls do not glitter/sparkle when they achieve orgasm (but damnitt that would be cool, or get glitters in my partners eyes....)

I think that little tidbit is so painfully obvious that it really doesn't need to be added.

[Blackrose_Knight]

atomic_energy

Blackrose_Knight

I love you.

Also add to the hentai section, girls do not glitter/sparkle when they achieve orgasm (but damnitt that would be cool, or get glitters in my partners eyes....)

I think that little tidbit is so painfully obvious that it really doesn't need to be added.

Its funny though, and I want to sparkle... maybe I should buy glitter...

[Syndactyly]

atomic_energy

ok ok dude, the stories in porn are supposed to suck. because who the ******** cares about the story?! they bought/downloaded the movie to watch people ******** not sit around for twenty minutes of dialog working up to the sex. that's why Gonzo porn is so popular.
Gonzo porn: no story, just sex. how porn was meant to be.

also, there are hundreds of categories of porn out there. if you can think of it, there's a porno for it.

not every single porn video is of huge breasted blondes being ******** by Ron Jeremy. very few are these days.

contrary to your belief, the vast majority of people who watch porn KNOW it's not real.

Here's some major points you're way off on:

1) I did not mention the PLOT of porn in any of my major points.

2) I did not say anything about porn GENRE. I never mentioned big-breasted blonds. I tend to watch gay porn, which is very different from straight porn, but everything I mentioned in the OP also applies to the various genres I have seen, including gay, trans, BDSM, etc.

3) I never said anything about the majority, so that is not my belief.

[atomic_energy]

Mortok

atomic_energy

not every single porn video is of huge breasted blondes being ******** by Ron Jeremy. very few are these days.

No surprises there. Have you SEEN Ron Jeremy lately? gonk

[Syndactyly]

Mortok

Syndactyly

Mortok

Syndactyly

Mortok

OMG, my delusions have been shattered. And just in the nick of time. I was considering setting my house on fire but now I know I won't be getting gangbanged by firemen, there's no point. rolleyes

Shut up, virgin. talk2hand You haven't even attempted to have normal sex, let alone tentacle rape.

What does my being a virgin have to do with anything?

It has to do with everything. You have no sexual experience. This thread is clearly addressed to people who have sex lives. Your sarcasm was also very unbecoming, so I took a stab where it obviously hurts.

BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW *MUDSLINGING*

Oh, okay.

[Daemon Von Blaque]

Syndactyly

Mortok

Syndactyly

Mortok

OMG, my delusions have been shattered. And just in the nick of time. I was considering setting my house on fire but now I know I won't be getting gangbanged by firemen, there's no point. rolleyes

Shut up, virgin. talk2hand You haven't even attempted to have normal sex, let alone tentacle rape.

What does my being a virgin have to do with anything?

It has to do with everything. You have no sexual experience. This thread is clearly addressed to people who have sex lives. Your sarcasm was also very unbecoming, so I took a stab where it obviously hurts.

I'm sort of interesting in how many partners you've had that you're somehow considered a sexpert, being I've only ever heard you talk about the one..

[muletokV2]

atomic_energy

Mortok

atomic_energy

not every single porn video is of huge breasted blondes being ******** by Ron Jeremy. very few are these days.

No surprises there. Have you SEEN Ron Jeremy lately? gonk

Precisely. DX

[Lievearn]

MY REALITY! gonk

[muletokV2]

Syndactyly

Mortok

Syndactyly

Mortok

Syndactyly

Mortok

OMG, my delusions have been shattered. And just in the nick of time. I was considering setting my house on fire but now I know I won't be getting gangbanged by firemen, there's no point. rolleyes

Shut up, virgin. talk2hand You haven't even attempted to have normal sex, let alone tentacle rape.

What does my being a virgin have to do with anything?

It has to do with everything. You have no sexual experience. This thread is clearly addressed to people who have sex lives. Your sarcasm was also very unbecoming, so I took a stab where it obviously hurts.

BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW *MUDSLINGING*

Oh, okay.

Oh man, you just totally pwn'd me. Excuse me while I go cry in the virgin corner. rolleyes

[Syndactyly]

Daemon Von Blaque

Syndactyly

Mortok

Syndactyly

Mortok

OMG, my delusions have been shattered. And just in the nick of time. I was considering setting my house on fire but now I know I won't be getting gangbanged by firemen, there's no point. rolleyes

Shut up, virgin. talk2hand You haven't even attempted to have normal sex, let alone tentacle rape.

What does my being a virgin have to do with anything?

It has to do with everything. You have no sexual experience. This thread is clearly addressed to people who have sex lives. Your sarcasm was also very unbecoming, so I took a stab where it obviously hurts.

I'm sort of interesting in how many partners you've had that you're somehow considered a sexpert, being I've only ever heard you talk about the one..

I'm going to leave you speculating on that, because I don't want to satisfy you with distinct information.

But ASSUMING I've only had one partner, that doesn't mean I don't have a lot of sexual experience with that partner. I also think that losing virginity (when doing so sober and consciously) is a pretty big eye-opener for most people.

[atomic_energy]

Syndactyly

atomic_energy

ok ok dude, the stories in porn are supposed to suck. because who the ******** cares about the story?! they bought/downloaded the movie to watch people ******** not sit around for twenty minutes of dialog working up to the sex. that's why Gonzo porn is so popular.
Gonzo porn: no story, just sex. how porn was meant to be.

also, there are hundreds of categories of porn out there. if you can think of it, there's a porno for it.

not every single porn video is of huge breasted blondes being ******** by Ron Jeremy. very few are these days.

contrary to your belief, the vast majority of people who watch porn KNOW it's not real.

Here's some major points you're way off on:

1) I did not mention the PLOT of porn in any of my major points.

2) I did not say anything about porn GENRE. I never mentioned big-breasted blonds. I tend to watch gay porn, which is very different from straight porn, but everything I mentioned in the OP also applies to the various genres I have seen, including gay, trans, BDSM, etc.

3) I never said anything about the majority, so that is not my belief.

1. I was going off on your comment on the top of the last page how a tiny bit of flirting goes straight to sex. it's a porn video, there's not supposed to be much dialog beforehand. people know this.

2. you were talking about porn as a whole. I've seen tiny p***s porn along with huge labia porn.

3. you're saying how a lot of people think porn has some reality to it which may be true, but it's by far not the majority of people who watch porn.