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Post: 55885579_1 created on Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:43 pmPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:43 pm
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Real Life is NOT a Porno
This thread is written in an educational context... So reporting it for being sexually explicit would look very silly on your part, especially since I've dumbed things down to make them more age-appropriate. 1) "Showers" vs. "Growers" So. I've heard a lot of stupid people say that (tasteful nudity warning) David by Michelangelo has a really small p***s. I am here to tell you, girls and boys, that real life is not a porno. See, most kids look at porn. A vast majority of the penises they have seen were in porn. What people forget is that porn stars are selected because they are well endowed and "look good" (by who's standards, I really don't know). They are SHOWERS. A shower is a guy who is big even when he isn't erect. A grower is a guy who is small when he is flaccid, but can get much larger during an erection. David was in his time considered an attractive man, and it wasn't because he had a tiny d**k. It was because he was a grower, damn it. I just don't see why people have a hard time grasping this concept. I have seen a fair share of dicks, I've seen flaccid penises the size of David's inflate into a decent 6 inches or more. 2) Dry Buttsecks Most of us have seen Brokeback Mountain, when Heath Ledger shoves his mostly dry lovehammer into Jake's innocent rear (I may have gotten this backwards). This actually happens a lot if porn, where a dry c**k will be shoved into a dry a**s/v****a. A lot of people think this is how real sex works, and cause injury in the process of attempting such a stupid sexual stunt. People, real sex doesn't work like that. If you're going to perform a**l, you're going to need A LOT of lube. I hear person after person tell me about their horrible a**l experiences, about how their a** was bleeding for months after, and the first question I always ask them is: Did you use lube? The second: Did he enter slowly/gently? Yeah, a lot of people think it's perfectly safe and okay to ram a dry c**k into a tense orifice. In a**l sex, this kind of act is pretty much guaranteed to cause injury. 3) All People Orgasm the Same Way? A lot of people talk about how they feel like they have to "fake orgasms" by screaming. Porn is notorious for exaggerrating everything, a lot of people don't actually scream when they orgasm. I for one am a moaner, I can get kind of loud but I never let ouf a blood-curdling scream. Some people don't make a whole lot of noise. My point is that people can react many different ways. Then there's hentai. A guy here in LD asked if men shake during orgasms, because he'd seen this in hentai. Another person, I think also here in LD, asked if women lactate when they orgasm because he saw this in hentai. People need to get a grip and realize that while real-life porn is an exaggerration, hentai is often surreal in sexual nature, and a lot of the stuff shown in hentai is physically impossible. I answered both questions: yes, both men and women can shake when they orgasm. Sometimes orgasming will make me "shiver." Some women can lactate, but not necessarily because they orgasmed, there's a lot of different reasons this might happen. LD DISCUSS: How the distortions of porn have an effect of the sexual expectations of youth and young adults. How the distortions of porn cause a great deal of sexual misconceptions. How the distortions of porn influence gender roles both in and out of the bedroom. How porn effects your sex life, or the sex life of people you've known. The fact that anything people see on the Tee-Vee tends to be received as realistic/true, even when it is absolutely ridiculous in nature. |
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