... about dating, since all you jive suckas seem to need it.
These tips come straight from on high, which is my brain because I am tall as s**t. These are for both girls and boys, dig?
1. Looks are only important if you're ugly. Surrisly, brah, so long as you look normal or whatever you don't got no disadvantages in the aesthetics department. You got no advantages either, unless you're good-lookin' in which case you got
all the advantage.
2. Unless you're hot, you need to have personality, dawg. You need to be able to make someone laugh, or trust you, or even just think about s**t. Gotta have somehing to talk about besides your WOW character, since no one wants to listen to how you beat heroic IC 10 man with an all paladin group. You gotta show them you ain't no jive sucka, you feel me? Ain't no one impressed with your neckbeard, brah; ain't no one impressed with your nerd credential, gurl.
3. Have some ********' hobbies ain't video gamin'. This is important cuz you gotta talk about s**t to someone you wanna get up all in. Books, movies, school, whatever the ******** it is you do. Consider this an addendum to #2, because having hobbies
makes you more interesting. Bitches get wet when you're interesting.
4. This one's probably the most important. You gotta put yourself out there, dig? You can't just let things happen passively and hope girls/guys notice how wonderful you is. Because that ain't gonna happen. No one gonna notice you if you cringe away from attention. Have some goddamn pride, brah.
5. Rejection ain't no big deal. Stop stressin' over whether that pretty girl is gonna make you feel embarrassed in public, brah. There's a lot of pretty people out there, and ain't none of them required to be into your d**k. Same goes for the ladies, I know y'all fear rejection just as much if not more.
So that's all I got. Hope it helps.
