Like Evolution and Global warming Cannot Be Like Real

[Vety Nai]

Like I keep hearing all these people like saying global warming and evolution are like PROVEN to be true. I am like so embarrassed and ANGRY that people would like misrepresent the world of The Lord in such a way.

The Lord, and his magnificent creation, makes both global warming and evolution like impossible. Such a great, powerful and purely good Lord would never stoop to creating a world where we came from nothing and were for no reason at all, only for us to like use our mighty God given gift creation, like understanding of the world and control it, to like destroy ourselves and like our world. There is simply like NO WAY global warming and evolution can be real given like what we like know about like the world and God. The good and wonderful Lord would never be that cruel to His believers. We simply have to be like build for the world and the world designed for us, for like FOREVER and ETERNITY. It is like the only good there like will ever be and the only thing the mighty Lord would ever create.

I shall like be praying all of you like have the wisdom to recognise the heathen misinformation that is like global warming and evolution. The Lord wants you all so it is important you don't like fall under the spell of such unsuitable fantasies and become lost to The Lord forever.

[Vety Nai]

apathetic frost19

lol fail/ will prove the bible wrong on major points. just once sec

IMPOSSIBLE!!! scream scream

The Bible is like NEVER wrong. Like it is the word of the mighty Lord. The Lord can never be wrong.

[Chieftain Twilight]

I can't even get through half of that.

how do you even do this? do you have to turn off your brain to get into character?

[Vety Nai]

apathetic frost19

gospels far to late to take seriously

Remember the life span was also a lot shorter back then.

Here is a repeat source I used for Josephus, not sure how I missed it but yes this could be considered bias against Christianity. I will back it up with other sources but it really does have great information
http://www.truthbeknown.com/historicaljc.htm

important note "archaeological record until the last quarter of the 2nd century,between 170 and 180 CE,"
"the orthodox dating, of course, attempts to put the gospels a century earlier, between 70 and 110 CE"

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gospels
different dates, but a little to far to be eye witness accounts even for mark.

http://thechurchoftruth.wordpress.com/synoptic-gospels-not-writen-by-matt-mark-luke-or-john/

Time tells no lies. If the gospels don't support a historical jesus, then we know there are serious issues.

Josephus, the one outside source that would have had to write about jesus if he was real didnt.

Josephus is one of the people who really should have wrote about Jesus. With any knowledge of the bible Jesus would have been the event of the area. With such a huge event happening, wouldn't Josephus, living just one generation after the supposed event, a writer of jewish history write something about it? What we have is a single paragraph. If that wasn't bad enough it is inserted completely out of context and style of writing. Does it get worse? Of course! This couldn't have been written by a jewish man, a religion that doesn't recognize jesus as the son of

http://www.truthbeknown.com/josephus.htm
This is kinda long

http://www.josephus.org/testimonium.htm
Shorter, just serves as a reinforcement to the first source.

One historian down

http://www.kingdavid8.com/_full_article.php?id=41d41c00-5e96-11e1-9bb7-7b9ea76b2166
Obviously by the very webpage we know there is extreme bias , looking through confirms it, but the list is quite useful. Even with the bias you can see holes. In the list there is multiple people that are brushed off by saying "it wasn't relevant to what they wrote about." Well, that is a possibility, but doesn't change the fact that they didn't write about Jesus. Which brings me back to my point of this would have been a pretty large event.

Even the cross was a lie and came from pagans, like everything else

This is actually kinda of a funny source
http://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/bible-teach/why-true-christians-do-not-use-the-cross-in-worship/
While it is all about being a "true christian" it actually offers the right information!

http://rcg.org/questions/p096.a.html
http://www.reformation.org/cross-busters.html

Like the sources say, It was adopted due to emperor Constantine and to appeal to pagans.
Like Easter http://www.truthontheweb.org/easter.htm
Like Christmas http://www.simpletoremember.com/vitals/Christmas_TheRealStory.htm
(why exactly did Christians have no idea when Jesus rose from the grave or was born?)

oh and jews were never slaves in egypt

This is actually the easiest one to find sources on

http://www.religiouscriticism.com/bible/the-jews-were-never-slaves-in-egypt/
http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/the-jewish-thinker/were-jews-ever-really-slaves-in-egypt-or-is-passover-a-myth-1.420844
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Egypt
even wiki will document the lack of evidence.

Like all of those ignore the most important thing: the greatness of our Lord. Our Lord would never lie like you suggest here. All this like so called evidence is like impossible, and like we know it, by like the power of The Lord. Remember, The Lord is all knowing and all powerful. God can do anything. Like even be right when like "evidence" supposes God is impossible.

[Toxilicks]

These are the most boring trolls.

[Vety Nai]

apathetic frost19

Vety Nai

apathetic frost19

gospels far to late to take seriously

Remember the life span was also a lot shorter back then.

Here is a repeat source I used for Josephus, not sure how I missed it but yes this could be considered bias against Christianity. I will back it up with other sources but it really does have great information
http://www.truthbeknown.com/historicaljc.htm

important note "archaeological record until the last quarter of the 2nd century,between 170 and 180 CE,"
"the orthodox dating, of course, attempts to put the gospels a century earlier, between 70 and 110 CE"

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gospels
different dates, but a little to far to be eye witness accounts even for mark.

http://thechurchoftruth.wordpress.com/synoptic-gospels-not-writen-by-matt-mark-luke-or-john/

Time tells no lies. If the gospels don't support a historical jesus, then we know there are serious issues.

Josephus, the one outside source that would have had to write about jesus if he was real didnt.

Josephus is one of the people who really should have wrote about Jesus. With any knowledge of the bible Jesus would have been the event of the area. With such a huge event happening, wouldn't Josephus, living just one generation after the supposed event, a writer of jewish history write something about it? What we have is a single paragraph. If that wasn't bad enough it is inserted completely out of context and style of writing. Does it get worse? Of course! This couldn't have been written by a jewish man, a religion that doesn't recognize jesus as the son of

http://www.truthbeknown.com/josephus.htm
This is kinda long

http://www.josephus.org/testimonium.htm
Shorter, just serves as a reinforcement to the first source.

One historian down

http://www.kingdavid8.com/_full_article.php?id=41d41c00-5e96-11e1-9bb7-7b9ea76b2166
Obviously by the very webpage we know there is extreme bias , looking through confirms it, but the list is quite useful. Even with the bias you can see holes. In the list there is multiple people that are brushed off by saying "it wasn't relevant to what they wrote about." Well, that is a possibility, but doesn't change the fact that they didn't write about Jesus. Which brings me back to my point of this would have been a pretty large event.

Even the cross was a lie and came from pagans, like everything else

This is actually kinda of a funny source
http://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/bible-teach/why-true-christians-do-not-use-the-cross-in-worship/
While it is all about being a "true christian" it actually offers the right information!

http://rcg.org/questions/p096.a.html
http://www.reformation.org/cross-busters.html

Like the sources say, It was adopted due to emperor Constantine and to appeal to pagans.
Like Easter http://www.truthontheweb.org/easter.htm
Like Christmas http://www.simpletoremember.com/vitals/Christmas_TheRealStory.htm
(why exactly did Christians have no idea when Jesus rose from the grave or was born?)

oh and jews were never slaves in egypt

This is actually the easiest one to find sources on

http://www.religiouscriticism.com/bible/the-jews-were-never-slaves-in-egypt/
http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/the-jewish-thinker/were-jews-ever-really-slaves-in-egypt-or-is-passover-a-myth-1.420844
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Egypt
even wiki will document the lack of evidence.

Like all of those ignore the most important thing: the greatness of our Lord. Our Lord would never lie like you suggest here. All this like so called evidence is like impossible, and like we know it, by like the power of The Lord. Remember, The Lord is all knowing and all powerful. God can do anything. Like even be right when like "evidence" supposes God is impossible.

no, you ignore the truth. This is willful ignorance.

Knowledge of The Lord is NEVER ignorance!!! Stop lying NOW!!! scream

It has and always will be The Truth. The wilful ignorance is like in those who cannot see the great strength of The Lord.

[Vety Nai]

Toxilicks

These are the most boring trolls.

The Lord is like never boring. Like no-one and nowhere is as awe inspiring as The Lord. I think about The Lord and Jesus whenever I like want to feel good. Like there is no-one else who can do it for like me or anyone else.

[Vety Nai]

apathetic frost19

Vety Nai

I took the time to edit out the rhetoric in your post. I think it looks better.

That was like NOT rhetoric. It was like TRUTH!!

It like looks so much worse: there is no longer like any beautiful reference to The Almighty Lord. Like you have the aesthetic sense of like the Devil.

[Vety Nai]

apathetic frost19

Vety Nai

apathetic frost19

Vety Nai

I took the time to edit out the rhetoric in your post. I think it looks better.

That was like NOT rhetoric. It was like TRUTH!!

It like looks so much worse: there is no longer like any beautiful reference to The Almighty Lord. Like you have the aesthetic sense of like the Devil.

You are a prime candidate to receive the darwin award. best of luck.

Like that isn't scary. Darwin was like wrong, so there is like no danger. Like as a believer in The Lord, I have been like selected for like the kingdom of God and entirely life. Selection be God like IS the ONLY "natural" selection. By the only awards possible, like I am immune from like death: the power of like The Lord for all to see.