Funniest thing you've ever seen on a bumper sticker

[Sephroe Zion]

"My country went to war and all I got out of it was higher gas prices"

[[Otake the Jester]]

This was really random, and it kind of concerned me, but I saw one of a delivery type car that said "Safety is not my Priority"

o.o

And it was serious. There was a number to call and everything.

I was like "....Fantastic"

[incondecent florecence]

i saw one that said "honk if your my b***h exclaim "

[Unbridled Originality]

did you honk?

[-tearingsoundoflovenotes-]

I saw one that said "Come to the dark side they have cookies!"

[XxTwilightxFreakxX]

"HONK IF YOU LOVE BOOBIES!"
my friend's dad honked XD

but me and my friends thought it said, "honk if you love BABIES"

rofl

[Teyobi]

"My Darwin Shark eats your Jesus Fish!"

[OneDyingWish]

Teyobi

"My Darwin Shark eats your Jesus Fish!"

rofl

[Attack Asthma]

"I miss Clinton"

That's really the only funny one I've seen though.

[Shelby170]

I have one that says " If you think my tractors sexy you should see my barn door"!

[Breadfishe]

"I don't brake for saxons"
And a little viking helmet hanging off the last L.

[The Naughty Epididymis]

Not that I hate vegetarians or anything, but I thought this was hilarious:

"For every animal you don't eat, I'm gonna eat 3"
or
"If the screams from my trunk bother, turn up your raido"

[Marylynn123]

bump

[Unbridled Originality]

Teyobi

"My Darwin Shark eats your Jesus Fish!"

I've actually seen the opposite of that one.

[xScene Slutx]

"3 orgasms required daily"
the truck had like 5 of those stickers on their back window.
i was in the car with my grandma too tbh.