Funniest thing you've ever seen on a bumper sticker

[FleaBunny]

There was one that said "two in the pink, one in the stink" & it had a hand doing the shocker I almost died & bought it! I'll never use it of course.

[guugly]

"JESUS LOVES YOU
but everyone else thinks your an a*****e"

[theodoresmith]

i have seen "when the lights turn red go very fast" emo

[guugly]

guugly

"JESUS LOVES YOU
but everyone else thinks your an a*****e"

i also saw this thing with the darwinism frog eating the jesus fish...

[Killer Zeit]

I took this picture:

[SinsAreTragedies_xo]

I saw one that said "HONK IF YOU HATE CAR HORNS"
I also saw one that said"JESUS LOVES YOU...everyone else thinks you're an a*****e"

[Jerishia]

heart I saw one that said "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
I also saw a really insperational one that I have that says "Baptise me in that muddy water." heart

[Queen Fool]

"Go Green!"

On a Hummer.

[riot-panic-riot]

"My kid sells drugs to your Honor Student."

:'D

[AlthIndor]

~[TheMagicBirdy]~

"My other car is a Puma"

Its a joke only some people will get D;

RvB?

I saw one that said "I am not Canadian, criss de tabarnak." Car in question was also decorated with 4 Quebec flags, one on each window. I wanted to slam my head into the dashboard.
I don't see many amusing ones. Most of the bumper stickers I see are "Proud parent of a [school name] honour student" or informational stickers on large vehicles. If grill stickers count, I see a large hauler around every so often with stickers on the top and bottom of the grill that look like shark teeth.

[Mr_Hanadaka]

LesbianWetDreams

That's one of my favorite. Pagan humor.

Another one says

"Your God was nailed to a cross. Mine weilds a hammer. Any questions?"

Another pagan one: My Goddess Gave Birth to Your God.

[Insomatic Dream]

If your rich, Hi! If your poor, Goodbye. That was the only close to funny that I remember. Also, I haven't seen other bumper sticker.

[Winterborn_77]

"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions."

"Be nice to nerds, you may end up working for one!"

"Watch out PMS behind the wheel"

"On day 6, God created man. On Day 7, he said "Oh s**t" ."

"PMS? Hell, this is one of my better days."

"So few "Richards", so many Dicks!"

"Your body is a temple, mine's an Amusement Park"

"Anger Management Graduate. What the hell you lookin' at?"

"Are you DRUNK or are you on your CELLPHONE?"

"Can you hear my middle finger over your blaring speakers?"

lol !!!

[zomgTokoro]

"My other ride is your mom."

Saw this one today.

[Who Flung Poop]

"I got this car in a McDonald's Happy Meal" rofl rofl rofl rofl